Disastrous Dating

12:39 pm Friday, 5th March, 2021

Have you ever been on an awkward date? Or a date that was so bad it was funny?

Well, we certainly have.

No matter how bad your dates may seem, you are not alone. Have a read through some of our disastrous dates. You will 100% feel better about your bad dates.

“I live in a small town, so everyone knows everyone. I met this guy in the local nightclub. We kissed and exchanged numbers. We started texting and were getting on well. So, we organised to go on a date. During the date, he referred to me as my sister’s name, Ellie. As it turns out he thought I was my sister and proceeded to ask for her number instead.”

“I was on a date, we were going to drive in his sports car. We stopped and had some lunch but unfortunately there was no spark. I’m not the best in cars so when he took me on the country roads with a full stomach I began feeling sick. I threw up and didn’t quite make it until we stopped, oops. On the bright side he didn’t go in for a kiss.”

“I had been dating this girl for a while and after a date went back to her house [she still lived at home]. The next day we were chilling out, watching movies when her mum asked me to stay for dinner. She had made vegan burritos which were awful. I swallowed down the burrito, thank god that’s over, when her mum placed a second on my plate. I couldn’t bring myself to eat it so when nobody was looking I stuffed the burrito in my jeans pocket, quickly excused myself and flushed it. Safe to say I never stayed for dinner again.”

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