I'm looking for local friends only, please.

StephenBoston

Ladies, you're all lovely and delightful human beings. At least I think you're all human, but I do love all the humanoid species, so it's okay if you aren't. Still, I'm only interested in local friends whom I can date IRL. I don't do long distance relationships or pen pals. I wish I could be geographically closer to lots of you!

Besides, as a Basic member, I can't even read your messages. If you're really clever and motivated, though (and I know some of you are!), then you can surely find me elsewhere. HINT: Try Tin Eye to find the Trek guy! If you have a real picture on your profile, then I can also return the favor.

On a related note, how is it possible that SO MANY local women are from Hanscom AFB? There cannot be dozens of female, military Star Trek fans so close to Boston. This is making me rather suspicious of some kind of fake profile-mill going on. I know most of you are real, but there are a few generic profiles without pictures that are clogging up my Inbox.

Here's to meeting like-minded, kindred-spirit, fellow travelers in your neck of the galaxy.

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