You can go out with me safely in the knowledge that no other man can possibly be strong enough pick me up and take me away from you.. on the bad side, if I don’t like you, I can’t run away very fast....

Chez1981UK (Female) from UK, Fleetwood

Ok so here goes nothing....im basically a geek wrapped in curves and sass (not a computer game or comic book geek, more philosophy, history and conspiracy theories type) None of my photos are created using airbrushing, filters or special effects - what you see is what you get, my apologies in advance for that. Oh, I HATE taking selfies soz lol. I don’t wear alot of make up, eyeliner and mascara and im good to go. I've actually never had a one night stand in my life, and I'm not about to start now, so if you're looking for a quick hook up then good luck but it won't be with me.

But on the plus side-ive got an hourglass figure, a wicked sense of humour (or so my nan tells me) and a wide range of mental illnesses, I'm fluent in the lowest form of wit and I laugh at my own jokes way too often..form an orderly queue boys!

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Chez1981UK Personal Details
Gender Female
Age 43
Location UK, England: Lancashire, Fleetwood
🌈 Sexuality Straight

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Kebe
10:15 am Wednesday, 4th May, 2022

Your eyes 😍

Kebe
10:15 am Wednesday, 4th May, 2022

Beautiful Queen 👑