I'm not just a guy with a flair for dramatic entrances, I'm a film and TV aficionado with a deep love for movies. If my life were a movie, it'd be a cross between a heroic adventure and a romantic comedy where I am the hero, still waiting for my co-star. I'm an avid reader too, and diving into a book is like time travel without any pesky paradoxes or the fear of messing with the space-time continuum.
Did I mention I'm hilarious? Because I am. Fair warning: my humor is dark and self-deprecating. It's the kind that can catch you off guard and make you wonder if you should laugh or call about therapy. I'm like an extra dry martini with a twist of lemon for that perfect, zesty kick.
I only get 1000 characters, so I'll just say I contain multitudes and simply ask: Think you can keep up?
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 35 |
| Location | USA, Illinois, Effingham |
| š Sexuality | Straight |
| š» Gender Expression | Gender Conforming |
| š Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| š Education | Bachelor's degree |
| š Relationship Status | Single |
| š Religion | Atheist / Not Religious |
| āļø Job | Consultancy |
| š¬ Smoke | No |
| š· Drink | Socially |
| š Drugs | Sometimes |
| š¾ Pets | Yes |
| š¶ Children | No |
| š Meet at | Bar |
| ā Body Type | Slim |
| šļø Eye colour | Blue |
| š± Hair Colour | Dark Brown |
| š¦µ Body hair | Natural |
| šØ Tattoos | I've got some |