FantasticMax (Male) from UK, Endfield

Well I am new to this kind of thing. Ive never had an online date before but that might be becasuse I am brutally honest in my profiles..
There is no point in lieing, I am always fukin about, I get into trouble with the neighbours, I play my music too loud, I like far too much sex, sometimes when I'm in the pub I'll go up to a fella and go to shake his hand but when he reaches out I'll quickly pull my hand away and wave my fingures at him with my thumb on my nose; I mean there is no need for that is there!
On top of all that I'v got some bad points aswell...
I ware my sunglasses at night, I dont answer my phone to my Mum when she calls the list goes on.
I am propper damaged goods your strongly advised to steer clear of me.
I am loving, caring one woman guy, no cheater or player. Looking for my soul mate but am happy to take things how they come. I have no expectations, I havent got 'a type' if I fall for you I will find you attractive regardless of your weight or any of the other stuff you ladies worry about.
Tbh I wouldnt mind that walk on the beach, cuddles on the sofa and all that silly stuff but am too tough to admit it.
Hope we chat,
Warmest Regards, Jay

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FantasticMax Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 50
Location UK, England: Greater London, Endfield
🌈 Sexuality Straight
🌎 Ethnicity Other
💞 Relationship Status Single
⌛ Body Type A few extra pounds