Tea-Drinking Monkey seeks mate for fruit salads, tea-parties and banter.
If you can keep your head, while all around you are losing theirs, perhaps you should land your helicopter somewhere less crowded. Alright so that little proverb has as yet been useless to me in everyday situations. Maybe it'd help if I had a Helicopter, or could fly one...still I live in hope. Actually that's not true as I live in Manchester but it doesn't scan anywhere near as well.
Hmm still reading eh? Good for you. I suppose it'd be appropriate to introduce myself at this point instead of rambling like Hugh Grant. So Hello! I'm Neil but most of my friends call me Monkey. Which as nicknames go isn't so bad, I keep on pushing God or Genius, but no dice.
Well it appears this profile has deviated very slightly from my original plan but like a steward putting a wet-floor sign out on the Titanic, I'm sure I can turn things round. I think as a person I'm fairly easy-going - except on buses. I know my way around a kitchen, am acquainted with the ironing board - although we did have a tiff - and can almost always use a drill without pretending it's a gun. I like to think I can hold a conversation, love all things science and historical, like a pun and tend to look at the world with my head on one side and an inquisitive smile on my face.
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 47 |
| Location | UK, England: Greater Manchester, Salford |
| š Sexuality | Straight |
| š Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| š Relationship Status | Single |
| ā Body Type | Slim |