A lady walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other...
Classic line from one my top 5 films.
I am a very hard working dedicated person and I live life to it's fullest. I laugh often and am very optimistic.
I enjoy helping others more than anything else. I would put everything I'm doing on hold if someone I knew needed help with anything at all.
I'm not looking to live in someone's pockets and respect the fact that at our age, we have our own passions and interests that are important to us, and that make us the people that we are.
I am honest and trustworthy. I have a great, maybe sarcastic, sense of humour. My humour is along the lines of the Noel Fielding, Frankie Boyle, Farther Ted, Withnail and I, stuff like that.
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 53 |
| Location | UK, England: Wiltshire, Old Sarum |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 💞 Relationship Status | Single |
| ⌛ Body Type | Average |