No smokers, men who are unwilling to shave their facial hair (it makes you look homeless but no-one wants to tell you), men in a relationship, men looking for anything except a long term monogamous relationship please.
. . .
Confident, intelligent and in need of good chat!
Looking for someone similar, preferably witty and sarcastic.
Likes going for drinks, meals, to comedy clubs etc.
Loves Bill Hicks, Bill Burr, Patrice ONeal, Trevor Noah, Fluffy, Russell Peters, Frankie Boyle and Kevin.
Loves 'boys' films like T2, Reservoir Dogs, Die Hard, Pulp Fiction, The Lost Boys.
I was brought up with brothers so I have limited chat about make up, hair etc.
Loves house music (old stuff mainly), U2, Stone Roses, Oasis, Guns and Roses etc.
I am not looking for someone who is quiet, sorry, looking for someone who is confident, dominant, sarcastic and funny.
You get extra points if you have no beard facial hair, half a brain, can spell and have a vague notion of where to put an apostrophe (I realise there will be a limited number of you out there).
Those with dyslexia are exempt, obviously.
If you have posted the obligatory tap aff picture, perhaps best not to message me.
If you don't know what obligatory means, perhaps best not to message me.
If you are so lacking in banter that you consider it appropriate to message me saying Hi Hi there Hey Hey there How are you (or anything of that ilk), please refrain and jump on to ebay in order to purchase yourself a personality, I'm sure you will get a good deal.
A large amount of people on here appear to hike mountains on a surprisingly regular basis. . . hike away but l won't be doing so.
For those guys who own tops which are so low they should be worn by a woman. . . just. . . no.
Yes, I do realise the latter half of this screed is rather negative however I have been compelled to add certain elements due to the type of messages I have been receiving.
Anyway. . . believe it or not there is a nice person under the layer of pure honesty and sarcasm (I promise).
Hard limits include Tory politics.
If you don't think we should welcome refugees please do not message me.
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| Gender | Female |
| Age | 46 |
| Location | UK, Scotland: Glasgow, Glasgow |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 🎓 Education | PhD/Post doctorate |
| 💞 Relationship Status | Single |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially |
| 👶 Children | Undecided |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 5in (165 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Average |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown |