Non-smokers and guys a 1 hour drive (maximum) from Glasgow only please. I am confident, intelligent, sarcastic and so terribly humble. Looking for someone who is sarcastic, funny, intelligent and confident. You get extra points if you have half a brain, can spell and have a vague notion of where to put an apostrophe (I realise there will be a limited number of you out there). Those with dyslexia are exempt. If you have posted the obligatory tap aff picture, perhaps best not to message me. If you don't know what obligatory means, perhaps best not to message me. If you are so lacking in banter that you consider it appropriate to send me a PRE-WRITTEN MESSAGE or to message me saying Hi Hey How are you (or anything of that ilk), please refrain and jump on to eb*y in order to purchase yourself a personality, I'm sure you will get a good deal. Anyway. . . believe it or not there is a nice person under the layer of pure honesty and sarcasm. Hard limits include Tory politics.
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| Gender | Female |
| Age | 46 |
| Location | UK, Scotland: Glasgow, Glasgow |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🚻 Gender Expression | Feminine |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 💞 Relationship Status | Single |
| 🚬 Smoke | No |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially |
| 👶 Children | Undecided |
| ⌛ Body Type | Average |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown |
| 7:50 pm Wednesday, 21st August, 2024
But to be honest you are just the type of lady I'm looking for, but won't know until we decide who is buying coffee and cake |
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| 5:04 am Tuesday, 19th December, 2023
We need a chat with an attitude like that nothing to stop us .. hiya |
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| 1:14 pm Sunday, 29th October, 2023
Hey there Jo sorry I didn’t get back to you earlier you now have my full attention, David x |