Hi, I'm John. I like to think I am very intelligent and witty. Well I think I am because I've had success as a writer.
Now I am a self employed businessman. No suits for me! I sell hair products from home.
I can't smile. I have no teeth. I lost them when I accidentally bit into a pineapple, thinking it was an apple. I was asleep at the time. Hence the confusion. The Pineapple Appreciation Society is currently raising funds so I can get some dentures.
And if you believe that, you'll believe anything. Haha.
Looking forward to hearing from ewe.
Seeking Female
Is it your profile? Change your privacy settings to alter what details are showing here.
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 55 |
| Location | UK, England: Tyne and Wear, Whitley Bay |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 💞 Relationship Status | Single |
| ⌛ Body Type | A few extra pounds |