I'm looking for a forever home... But I own a home... this joke doesn't work... Howdy!
When I'm not working I like to frolic through the shrubbery (walkies), entertain friends with food and drinks (making cocktails is my hobby) and Netflix on the couch and cuddle! I'm a human barnacle.
I like to joke and laugh and although 90% of my jokes will make your skin crawl, I live for the 10%, making people laugh so hard they almost wet themselves
I'm also a bit (lot) of a geek, but thats why i'm here right?
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 36 |
| Location | Australia, Western Australia, Perth |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 🎓 Education | Some college |
| 💞 Relationship Status | Single |
| 🚬 Smoke | No |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially |
| 👶 Children | Undecided |
| ⌛ Body Type | Big & Beautiful |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown |