No joke, I once did. I would have been on the Jack Ass show had it existed back them. Yep, I was ahead of my time.
Im looking for a lady friend who isnt afraid to flush a ham down the toilet herself. Think about it, what could be more interesting and fun! Kinky you ask? Dang, get your head out of the gutter, Gutter Girl and read on!
Im simply looking for pretty women, relatively thin to moderate size, mid-twenties to mid-thirties (age doesnt matter too much really), who want to go out and have some fun. You mean raw sexuality with bondage and whips and pain you ask? Dang, you women are too use to the freak males who patronize this site! Im not into anything weird or might possibly get you arrested or put you on the Jerry Springer Show. Im sweet, Im kind, I love animals (except monkeys), Im considerate, I love listening to women, and I once flushed a ham down the damn toilet!!! What more could you ask?!!!
If you are a Texas woman, around or close to the Fort Worth area, and you might want to possibly go out (Im a muscular 62" and I drive a Chevy Camaro) send me a holler. We might be flushing a ham down the toilet together! ^) What could be more romantic when you get down to it. Oh yea!!!!
NOTE: No hams were actually hurt in this Ad.
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 48 |
| Location | Australia, Queensland, Brisbane |
| š Sexuality | Straight |
| š Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| š Education | Bachelor's degree |
| š Relationship Status | Single |
| š Religion | Other |
| š¬ Smoke | Yes |
| š· Drink | Socially |
| š¶ Children | Undecided |
| š Height | 5ft 5in (165 cm) |
| ā Body Type | Athletic |
| š¦µ Body hair | Natural |