I wake up every morning at 5am and hurl the alarm clock at the wall and go into the garden and cage-fight my pet Grizzly bear. I then jog the 60 odd miles to the coast and swim the channel both ways (underwater). I then jog back to do my day job which is performing excorcisms in the local church's mother and toddler group. In the afternoon I like to chill out with a bungy jump from the Shard and then join my friends in the local Russian Roulette society (we're always looking for new members) In the evenings I like to catch up with my needlepoint whilst watching recorded episodes of Bargain Hunt. I play guitar and do ventriloquism too. I'm currently having counselling for being too boring.
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Gender | Male |
Age | 73 |
Location | UK, England: Berkshire, Reading |
🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
6:52 pm Saturday, 28th September, 2024
Hello there gentle man..Care to chat... |
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6:52 pm Saturday, 28th September, 2024
Hello there gentle man..Care to chat... |
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1:48 pm Thursday, 24th October, 2024
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