I thought about this long and hard, ultimately decided to try and go ‘bard’. What could be easier than drafting a ditty, to try and make myself look witty? I hadn’t foreseen the obvious constriction that resulted in exceeding the word limit restri

DungBeetle (Male) from Isle of Man, Douglas

Will get back to this shortly - I’m feeling drained after my attempts at poetry.

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DungBeetle Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 54
Location Isle of Man, Isle of Man, Douglas
🌈 Sexuality Demisexual
🚻 Gender Expression Crossdresser
🌎 Ethnicity Pacific Islander / Native Hawaiian
💞 Relationship Status Separated
🙏 Religion Spiritualist
⭐ Star Sign Ophiuchus
🚬 Smoke Yes
🍷 Drink Sometimes
🍽️ Diet Paleo
👶 Children Yes, not living with me
⌛ Body Type Muscular
👱 Hair Colour Gray
💍 Piercings Intimate piercing