I personally don't think I'm short at 5ft 4 and a half but my tall friends say I am. Im a thriving DJ and I'm ready to mix it up with love. My mates call me the beast. If you wanna know why give me a try.

Barley a midget (Male) from UK, Coventry

Cuban heels make me happy. Red lipstick and hot dogs also make me smile.I've recently changed my shape. I was oval, now I'm just like a barrell. I like to be rolled.

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Barley a midget Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 39
Location UK, England: West Midlands, Coventry
🌈 Sexuality Straight
🚻 Gender Expression Masculine-of-Centre
🌎 Ethnicity East Asian
🎓 Education Vocational
💞 Relationship Status Widowed
🙏 Religion Atheist / Not Religious
⚒️ Job Self-employment
💰 Income Sky high
⭐ Star Sign Aquarius
🚬 Smoke Only socially
🍷 Drink Yes
💊 Drugs Yes
🍽️ Diet I eat everything!
🐾 Pets Trying to adopt
👶 Children Yes, not living with me
🤸 Exercise Never
🏠 Meet at Park
📏 Height 5ft 4in (163 cm)
⌛ Body Type Big & Beautiful
👁️ Eye colour Hazel
👱 Hair Colour Dark Brown
🦵 Body hair Wild
🎨 Tattoos Never!
💍 Piercings Intimate piercing
🖌️ Body Modifications No, but I want some