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Jens (Male) from UK, Chepstow

What gets me excited? Hmm, waking up every day knowing the universe has decided I have to endure yet another day of abject mental anguish is just cosmic.

Sleeping naturally makes me happy. So does food, in fact, combine those things and I'm a happy man. So, food in bed. Yeah, sounds great!

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Jens Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 47
Location UK, Wales: Gwent, Chepstow
🌈 Sexuality Straight
🌎 Ethnicity White / Caucasian
🎓 Education Vocational
🙏 Religion Other
⚒️ Job Tech & Computing
💰 Income Average
🚬 Smoke No
🍷 Drink Sometimes
💊 Drugs No
🐾 Pets No
🏠 Meet at Anywhere
📏 Height 5ft 10in (178 cm)
👁️ Eye colour Blue
👱 Hair Colour What hair?!