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helen101 (Female) from UK, Milton Keynes

OK, I run, sail, I once learnt to windsurf in Milton Keynes in October and gave that up as a bad job - couldnt get the hang of tacking so just went in straight lines... eventually they banned me because they had to keep getting the rescue boat out to toe me back in!


do you ever smile so much your face hurts... I do...I also enjoy smiling at complete strangers and watching their reaction... some smile back and others jump out of their skins or check their clothes... its funny you should try it!



I am a little tiny tiny bit outspoken - basically I call a spade a spade...



I have got blonde hair - it was quite long until last Wednesday when I went for a trim and the idiot cut my hair off - its not too short but it definately aint long still.



I live in Bicester with my very fat cat.. contrary to popular opinion she is not fat because I spoil her - shes just built that way!



What else do you want to know.... I dont know - you question and I will answer (but only if I like the questions!)

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helen101 Personal Details
Gender Female
Age 57
Location UK, England: Buckinghamshire, Milton Keynes
🌈 Sexuality Straight
🌎 Ethnicity White / Caucasian
🎓 Education Some college
💞 Relationship Status Single
🙏 Religion Other
🚬 Smoke No
🍷 Drink Socially
👶 Children Undecided
📏 Height 5ft 6in (168 cm)
⌛ Body Type Average
👱 Hair Colour Blonde
🦵 Body hair Natural