Hey Hey ! Well Hmmm "Description" everyones favourite part of when signing up or updating one of our many networking or social sites we are all on ! lol Sooo just like everyone else " I Dont Know What To Say " i feel opposite to that, thats why ive decided i aint gonna Write cause im fed up of blowing my own trumpet about Describing How Blue and beautiful my eyes are, n my smile big n happy with pearly white teeth that Ping n sparkle in the sunlight. N my sexy body with my muscles ripping into my small t-shirt im wearing but i feel good lol This next bit is for you sexy but slightly dirty minded girls i have the biggest, thickest, Longest Willy ;) lol with Nuts so smooth n wrinkle free LMAO
Hope you all like what your have read about me and that you fill my inbox with your messages lol
""OH YEAH"" Forgot to say " my eyes are blue but i dont think beautiful my smile well everyone looks at others different so maybe you'll like or maybe you wont haha, as for my t-shirt ripping muscles well they have now gone, actually dont think ive ever had a muscle (my goal to go the gym n get one muscle pumped up ! open to suggestions ??? lol as for the last bit of my NOT LYING describtiion lol well big thick n long could be true whether thats a good thing i dont know cause that big sounds heavy n i probs be bed ridden for life (wonder what i'd be doing) LMFAO n wrinkle free nuts yeah dream on not even L'oreal anti wrinkle cream could smooth mens nuts lol but be very funny if they tried i can see the adverts now "cause you worth it" lmao
Hope you enjoyed my 10 mins of madness n utter randomness lol xx
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 50 |
| Location | UK, Wales: Glamorgan, Pontnewynydd |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 💞 Relationship Status | Single |
| 🙏 Religion | Other |
| ⌛ Body Type | Slim |