Welcome future friend gf maybe if your qualifed... I'm definitely not funny, so there will be no laughs with me, you'll be wishing you were scrubbing a floor with a toothbrush or eating glass, cuz you will be so bored. So if your in to boring, monotone dude's like the visine commercials dude Ben Stein (if your old enough to remember what I'm talking about) I'm your guy. I never curse, and mom says I can stay out til 8pm now but absolutely no girls without supervision. So I hope you don't mind if I bring my mom on our dates, and of course you'll have to pay for food activities as I'm unemployed, but I will treat you to a surprise..You'll have the opportunity to do my laundry and if your lucky I'll let you starch my dress shirts and maybe you can do all the household chores, if you have time after doing all the yardwork. So if you think you can do all this I'm taking applications the most qualified will be let known via fax machine...Good Luck!!
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 32 |
| Location | USA, Colorado, Boulder |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |