Gweetings O fair maiden, so thou wants to know more about this poor sheltered lad! art thou mad??? Well what can one say? Im a humble servant of the realm, jovial, caring, brave (many a time Ive jousted over the last turkey at xmas in the frozen aisle at sainsburys) and romantic. Im also loyal, supportive, and love springing nice surprises just cos i felt like it. As for me physically I guess Im just average, but wasting away due to lack of damsels to distress. When im not work I like traveling or going for walks, bowling or just joining friends to catch up (and joust). As is quite obvious Ive traded in my normal GSOH some time ago for a more warped model and a balloon pump! O i hate talking about me though, why dont thou tell me about thyself im sure you art more interesting than I!
I dust not set targets or presume to prejudge anyone, so stating preferences seems a bit of a contradiction. Besides Thou could teach me a thing or too perhaps, by chance!!!
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Gender | Male |
Age | 56 |
Location | South Africa, Western Cape, Cape Town |
🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
💞 Relationship Status | Single |
🚬 Smoke | No |
🍷 Drink | No |
👶 Children | Undecided |
📏 Height | 5ft 10in (178 cm) |
⌛ Body Type | Average |
👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown |
🦵 Body hair | Natural |