I have no idea what to write here
which is super strange because I'm actually a writer
Anyway, where was I? Ah, yes. If you're a nice,
good-looking guy who isn't an axe-murderer (sorry, no exceptions),
please get in touch. If you are an axe-murderer, try to kill pillows instead;
they're less messy! If you want to know anything else (the nice guys that is),
don't be afraid to ask.
Not super terrible, right? But also not super good!
Let's fast-forward thirty years old to the present.
Here we are together, you and I. In nearly three decades,
I've become a writer, a dating coach,
and have written too many dating profiles to remember -
some I wrote for myself to find a guy, others I wrote as examples to help others do so,
folks like yourself. And the latter is what I'll do now.
Seeking Male
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| Gender | Female |
| Age | 38 |
| Location | USA, Texas, Texas City |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🎓 Education | Some University |
| 💞 Relationship Status | Single |
| 🙏 Religion | Christian |
| 🚬 Smoke | No |
| 🍷 Drink | Yes |
| 👶 Children | Undecided |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 7in (170 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Big & Beautiful |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Light Brown |