Like the headline?-a great mind at work. I should have cliffs notes for this ad....So, I am a rookie forgive me. So first I love me a lot-WHERE ARE YOU GOING????-it was a joke, but if you did not get it or did not grin a tad bit you may as well leave now, because a realtionship and commitment should be fun or shouldnt be. I have answered so many questions to get this far in the setup, I have nothing else-Good night folks-you have been a great crowd. This is me-the guy who was out the other night and had a girl come up and say "do you remember me?" Uh-nope-well that is wanted I wanted to say, but then I have learned that as a guy I dont always say that thing that pops in my head first....so back to the story-I was scared that maybe I should know her. She says to me, in a crowded room, with friends around, that I was her secret pal in school-let me break this down for you, when I was a senior in HS we picked a 5th grader to have as a secret pal-this kid was in the 5th grade when I graduated and is now out legally, no curfew, so on, the last time I saw her she was a friend of Barneys and not the department store. See this is one of those times you go home and say wait I am 27 years old, so that makes her {standing over the calculator} "21," I am not a math wiz so of course I refigured-and it seems this was one of the math problems I wanted to be wrong and of course was one of the few I have gotten right-by the way all the math calculations stuff was a joke, I do not have a problem with simple math {I have a problem with all math}. So, that brings me here-I am ready and welcome the challenge to no longer being the single guy-I know I would bore all women if I told you about my mushy side-so I will save you the gushy details, because romance I could talk about all day, but romance is not a group of words to be explained in a paragraph such as this-romance is unique to each of you, so why talk about the romantic things I have done....it would not be romantic or unique to you....talk about relationship insecurity problems down the road. I am VERY spontaneous, applicants can expect unexpected weekend trips on Fridays when they get off of work, even if the trip is going to the video store, and camp out under the bright ceiling lights and feel the chill of the south wind from the ceiling fan-save up your sick days for Monday mornings.-Ok now I have gone and bored myself so I am clicking on whatever I have to to get to the next page. If you have gotten this far, it means one of two things you have some interest or you want to commit me-if you are the latter, please do NOT write me.
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 48 |
| Location | USA, South Carolina, Shaw A F B |
| š Sexuality | Straight |
| š Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| š Education | Bachelor's degree |
| š Relationship Status | Single |
| š Religion | Christian |
| š¬ Smoke | Yes |
| š· Drink | Socially |
| š¶ Children | Undecided |
| š Height | 5ft 9in (175 cm) |
| ā Body Type | Average |
| š± Hair Colour | Blonde |
| š¦µ Body hair | Natural |