Evil genius seeks a Bond girl

zapas (Male) from South Africa, Cape Town

Evil genius with his own Moon palace and a pool full of sharks with frikkin laser beams is looking for a naive Bond girl to fall into his traps.
After a hard day of plotting taking over the world I love to relax listening to the screams of my minions being tortured and watch doomsday devices being tested on British secret agents.
My ideal girl would have a PhD in nuclear physics and look great in military uniforms, bikinis and golden body paint. Must love cats, be it persian or a sphynx. Russian accent a plus.

Seeking Female


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zapas Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 47
Location South Africa, Western Cape, Cape Town
šŸŒˆ Sexuality Straight
šŸŒŽ Ethnicity White / Caucasian
šŸŽ“ Education PhD/Post doctorate
šŸ’ž Relationship Status Single
šŸ™ Religion Other
šŸš¬ Smoke No
šŸ· Drink Socially
šŸ‘¶ Children Yes, not living with me
šŸ“ Height 5ft 4in (163 cm)
āŒ› Body Type Average
šŸ‘± Hair Colour What hair?!