You know the people that laugh at the jokes on the back of Penguin chocolate bars? That's us and we love a good corny chat-up line, so here's a few for ya!
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Coz you have a sweet ass!
I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart.
My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
Hehe, so corny they're comical! Do you like any of these or have one that you think will make us chuckle?
