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Who cares about perfection? Even the moon is not perfect, it is full of craters. The sea is incredibly beautiful, but salty and dark in the depths. The sky is always infinite, but often cloudy. So, everything that is beautiful isn't perfect, it's special. Therefore, every woman can be special to someone. Stop being "perfect", but try to be free and live, doing what you love, not wanting to impress others!

Sonic861

Message me 😘

by Sonic861 at 10:18 am Wednesday, 18th September, 2024

good luck angel

it takes many to see but few to understand

by good luck angel at 9:36 am Wednesday, 18th September, 2024


This is something you people may or may not know ( I'm sure some of you know this ) but if you see "In the region of" on a profile they are probably not American or are from another country. Don't get me wrong I like foreign women but if you say you live in the Dallas region then I know you most likely are NOT from Dallas. Americans do not say these kind of things. It isn't our dialect.

Ask Me and I'll tell you

Americans do not say we live in the "region of", we say we are from a state or from a city and it is not in our dialect to say "in the region of" however you do hear this from people from other countries.

by Ask Me and I'll tell you at 11:29 pm Monday, 16th September, 2024

Ask Me and I'll tell you

and pardon my typos. New laptop smaller keyboard makes for typos now and then.

by Ask Me and I'll tell you at 11:28 pm Monday, 16th September, 2024


pLooking  for  a mature  woman  in her late 60s  to early 70s for companion.  Walking . cycling.  Travel.  And fun days out. Must be solvent..p


So I guess the question is to all of the beautiful women out there for today is, if I was a cool glass of water would you drink me up ?

Monica

Let’s do something! 😁

by Monica at 6:03 pm Monday, 16th September, 2024

Monica

Would like to know you more better……. Here’s my #

by Monica at 6:02 pm Monday, 16th September, 2024

Monica

Message me 😘

by Monica at 6:01 pm Monday, 16th September, 2024

Monica

Hey 🤗

by Monica at 6:01 pm Monday, 16th September, 2024

Ask Me and I'll tell you

calling all single females

by Ask Me and I'll tell you at 2:43 am Monday, 16th September, 2024


Steam on the window, salt in a kiss Two hearts have never pounded like this Inspired by a vision, that they can't command Erasing the borders, with each brush of a hand

Happyblesingglod

Wanna chat?

by Happyblesingglod at 5:59 pm Thursday, 12th September, 2024

reachelw0

You are handsome looking man

by reachelw0 at 4:37 pm Thursday, 12th September, 2024

Michellevivxx

Message me 😘

by Michellevivxx at 3:07 pm Thursday, 12th September, 2024


Let me be the one you call If you jump, I'll break your fall Lift you up and fly away with you into the night If you need to fall apart I can mend a broken heart If you need to crash, then crash and burn, you're not alone


pHi very nice picture, you certainly do not look your age, you look very fit 😉love to meet you ! p

Jiajia

Thanks for your the compliment dear

by Jiajia at 12:47 pm Thursday, 5th September, 2024

Janet46

Hello dear, how are you feeling today?

by Janet46 at 12:07 pm Thursday, 5th September, 2024


pAre all this older men  turning into a womanizers by seeing us old but remember we rock it and have experience in relationship and don't cherish luxury p

Michael

Let’s do something! 😁

by Michael at 4:24 pm Thursday, 5th September, 2024

SparklingAdventure

Hey 🤗

by SparklingAdventure at 1:20 pm Thursday, 5th September, 2024

Barry

Let’s do something! 😁

by Barry at 1:03 pm Thursday, 5th September, 2024

BigAl

Simply lovely

by BigAl at 10:44 am Thursday, 5th September, 2024


pLooking for a nice women who is down for fun and games in the Derby or Nottingham areasppAt night in the week. p

Sandy

Totally agree 👌

by Sandy at 1:32 am Wednesday, 4th September, 2024

DohaStark

That is nice to hear from you and i am looking for the same too.. I am interested if you are interested to you can send me your contacts info for us to be able to communicate more better and know where it leads us to

by DohaStark at 8:55 pm Tuesday, 3rd September, 2024


song of the day And time and time, I've wrestled my thoughts Uncertain if the end was right or wrong And whether we still should be together Or with somebody else


pI am a serious and loyal man and I am looking for an honest love relationship that ends in marriagep


pIf you're looking for a man that will cherish you be there for you as a friend and lover. Always treat you with respect p

florence

Let’s do something! 😁

by florence at 10:19 pm Thursday, 29th August, 2024

Olivelee

Love this!

by Olivelee at 6:36 pm Thursday, 29th August, 2024

Candypam

Yes

by Candypam at 5:02 pm Thursday, 29th August, 2024

revob8443

Totally agree 👌

by revob8443 at 3:29 pm Thursday, 29th August, 2024

Karen

Message me 😘

by Karen at 3:16 pm Thursday, 29th August, 2024

Julia

Perfect 👌

by Julia at 2:43 pm Thursday, 29th August, 2024

Sharonwil2024

Love this!

by Sharonwil2024 at 11:40 am Thursday, 29th August, 2024


Song for the day Wide awake while the world is sound asleep and Too afraid of what might show up while you're dreaming Nobody, nobody, nobody sees you Nobody, nobody would believe you Every day you try to pick up all the pieces All the memories, they somehow never leave you


pHello everyone, I am a capo from Egypt residing in Dubai and I plan to travel to Belgium soon p


pI have always loved to suck on a woman nipples and work my way down to her cilt and slowly kiss around her cilt and see her beg for my cock p


song of the day ..Truly Madly Deeply Song by Savage Garden I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy I'll be your hope, I'll be your love, be everything that you need I love you more with every breath truly, madly, deeply do I will be strong, I will be faithful 'cause I'm counting on A new beginnin' A reason for livin'


"Hey there! 😊 As an African-American, I truly appreciate the beauty of our diverse cultures and experiences. I believe that every story is unique and worth sharing. I’d love to get to know you better and explore what makes you, you! Let’s connect and see where our journeys take us. 🌍❤️"

medi

Hey 🤗

by medi at 2:07 am Monday, 19th August, 2024


needing a partner in crime to go and listen to some live music and have a few drinks conversaion today, whos interested?


pWidow recent 5 months. He passed of brain cancer. In 37 days he suffered. Bless him my best friend married 40 yrs.   See i need your pdivCoachingdiv

James

Totally agree 👌

by James at 8:53 pm Sunday, 18th August, 2024


song of the day True Colors You with the sad eyes Don't be discouraged Oh, I realize It's hard to take courage In a world full of people You can lose sight of it all And the darkness inside you Can make you feel so small


pBack on this site after a break from it looking for a relationship and developing more friendships.p


pWhy does it take all day to receive approval of a weather report about a hurricane in Florida?brp


pbrbr!--StartFragment--span style="font-size: 14px;float: none;"Before finding the right people, the only need to do is to make yourself good enough.span!--EndFragment--brbrp


pI keep nature at heart, Whether it’s a beach day, camping under the stars, or simply a walk in the park, I cherish the great outdoors. What’s your favorite way to connect with naturep


pI am a woman who exudes both cuteness and sensuality, embodying a unique blend of maturity and confidence. Despite the challenges of leaving my home country, I strive to make the most out of life's experiences. With determination and education, I have successfully built a new life in a new land. However, I firmly believe that this journey is far from over, and if I meet my soulmate, I am open to the possibility of relocating for love.p


divNot sure what this means.divpGood start I am alive.ppDoctor said heart is in pristine condition. Plus little thing they clip on your finger registered last month 3 readings of  100% performance.ppLauriebrppbrppbrppbrppbrppbrp


pBeen grateful for any breakdown , it’s mean your mission in life is getting clearer and peace is within you p


pAnyone interested in genuinely meeting in the Real world to see if friendship leads to any spark? p

Philip

come chat with me and we will see

by Philip at 6:52 pm Monday, 5th August, 2024

stevefriend45

Message me 😘

by stevefriend45 at 11:13 am Wednesday, 17th July, 2024

Philip

Message me 😘

by Philip at 8:53 am Wednesday, 17th July, 2024

Philip

I’m available now 👋

by Philip at 8:53 am Wednesday, 17th July, 2024

Golfer Glyn

Would love to meet up with you but unfortunately I live in Channel Islands so would have to catch a plane - so when were you thinking of meeting?

by Golfer Glyn at 8:45 am Wednesday, 17th July, 2024


food well enough of this its brightened up heading to cleethorpes sea front for fish and chips sat in the peir gardens,will need my ww2 tin helmet on dam seguls there flying bandits ha ha !


distance so many women so far away, think theirs enough idiots on the roads without me on the motorways 😱


profile i know its empty will make an effort ! i am real here in grimsby just an ordinary normal guy ? well it did say that on my papers when they relesed me from the asylum !!! got a bit of a twitch though dam shock therepy !!! 😨


brain this weather is making my brain wander,could you imagin if it rained upwards ! would fill your brolly up ? think about that one ! hell all that soggy underware !!


weather rain rain rain im getting webbed feet, its enough to drive you quackers !!! got quite a good waddle too 🙂


Sad days for America I joined this site after contemplating the possibility of love. But I didnt join to be spammed with political garbage. A broken heart avoided


Ignore button Yes that button actually works not much else seems to amongst the fre#ky sca#mers Algorithms algorithms algorithms


Social media said it was a set-up Could it be? Cases are being dismissed. Vote or else America will change as we know it.


Say goodbye to Democracy as Judge Cannon tosses the stolen classified documents case. I suspect the 34 felony charges will be reversed too.


Look out for the chemistry Before you set out to find your dream partner you need to first understand who you are. Know yourself and what is fundamentally important to you in a partner as opposed to a list of superficial would likes in a person. Work out a list of core criteria once you know those are in place you just need to look out for the chemistry.


Ages Would all 20, 30, 40 year olds please stop favouriting, winking, viewing or wishing to meet me, as Im not interested in such youthful members.


Right You who run this site you do not make it easy you keep putting other sites I DO NOT want to join another site Also you keep turning my profile off there is nothing wrong with my internet so I cant communicate with others also there is no means for communication to you


The Strand and Mansion House Please lol lol no more messages from these areas .... they are obviously site generated and not fun, serious messages from local ladies only please.


Thought Id seen it all Posted a while back about a guy whose profile picture was Hitler!! And thought that was bad enough woke up this morning to a profile picture in the Diary section of a man pruning a bush (no pun intended 🥴) completely NAKED ..!!!!!! Everything on show full frontal ! a now Im no prude but there are specialist sites for that kind of thing not on a mainstream dating site. How do these pictures get through ??


Re Just Mature Singles I asked to be transferred since the site now has all ages, but guess what you can't transfer and I imagine there will be the same scammers as on this site,


pHi 👋 everyone I hope you’re all good and it’s nice to be on this site Well I’m new here and I hope I can surely meet my perfect matchp


9mm to the ear. Sad event today at a Trump rally I don't condone what happened. But, I am surprised it wasn't sooner.


Chat Project 2025 DT says he knows nothing. It's the same lies as when he says, I don't know him, I never met her, but there he is in a photo up with these people. How long do you think his nose should be?


Good Thank goodness that 648 messages are hidden by my filter its bad enough coping with the scammers that get through


cat and mouse game I went to work in the morning and while I was going I saw a big mouse chasing a cat and attacking it while it was running away from it


Trump spoke at a Heritage Foundation conference it's online. Search: TikTok bidenhq the young man explains everything


Steve Glasto men with their tongue out In a certain way in pics IS gross but to call me fat block me is just childish