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'm very romantic, responsible, kind, calm, serious (just when it's necessary), confident, purposeful, persistent, smart, honest, modest, loyal, flexible, sociable, communicative, sensitive, gentle, cheerful, optimistic, considered, responsible and with sense of humor it's like an advertisement but that's the way i am


Hi is there anyone Genuine and nice on here and not a Time waster? I'm not here for Likes too old for stuff like that. I know I'm may not be your rosey Lee. If you can go pass by not judging the book by it's cover and your  looking for a nice friendly and Genuine down to earth bloke too talk then I'm your man! 


How are u doing ,Am Eddie looking for the same things outa life, but theses days seems hard to find that . Am looking for long term relationship loyalty loving caring happiness someone to grow with enjoy life 

lem301

Sound cool, I’m here for you.. I’m looking for the same thing, hit me up so we can chat better and get to know each other more

by lem811 at 12:50 am Sunday, 5th February, 2023

Esther97

Hi 😀

by Esther97 at 4:08 pm Thursday, 2nd February, 2023

bella782

😍😍😍

by bella782 at 1:21 am Thursday, 2nd February, 2023


Looking for a women to have some fun with! No games or drama . And if we have so.e chemistry, I'm all for it . Let's go!


Hey any ladies like swimming fun and can do handstands and backflips? You will earn a date with me x

Lydialouis12

Yeah I love swimming

by louisdwy997 at 5:14 am Monday, 6th February, 2023

janicekol079

hello there you have a nice profile would you like us to chat..?

by janicekol679 at 1:33 pm Sunday, 29th January, 2023


Looking for a female that loves swimming and can do handstands x il will be yours forever and treat u like my queen x


Older men are wiser and that is much cooler to me. I've never been one for going out clubbing or getting off my head, so I always gravitated to men who were similar. They just tended to be older. I think you have more of an adventure with an older man. And a happier journey.


been long time here , i haven't been able to make a good post here, miss you all my friends and my crush 


Hay sweetie how are you doing today  Holidays are over and life goes on. Very very beautiful lady wow love ❤️ to hold you tightly and kiss 💋 your beautiful sexy lips 👄  Let’s hookup and have Some fun! B

Yvettere071

Let’s do something! 😁

by Yvettere071 at 3:48 am Saturday, 21st January, 2023

1smithjenni23

Hey dear , I'm good thanks for asking and how about you?

by 1smithjenni233 at 2:00 am Saturday, 21st January, 2023


Anybody else here love marmite spread on a prawn cracka coz I sure as heck love marmalade too 


Good morning Stan How are you today? Nice to see your smiling face in the morning when you first wake up.


Thinking of leaving the site in the near future as I haven't found my local soulmate 😔 and at 75 I think I'm too old for the dating game. 

TeresaJones442

Let’s do something! 😁

by scottyne192 at 10:26 pm Tuesday, 17th January, 2023

Lovely16

I’m available now 👋

by Isaacan431 at 1:52 pm Tuesday, 17th January, 2023

danicbr757

Hello how are you doing

by danicbr757 at 9:38 am Tuesday, 17th January, 2023

Samantha1342

Hi honeyim here and would love for us to chat to get to know each other

by Samantha1342 at 9:31 am Tuesday, 17th January, 2023

svakauu

Wanna chat?

by annea15 at 9:24 am Tuesday, 17th January, 2023


No people behind the faces!the age,is all wrong,multiple profiles, Ummmmmmmmm.what the he'll am I paying for?????????

colinsaund

I agree

by choppersaund403 at 11:50 am Tuesday, 17th January, 2023

brianke935

How are you

by brianke749 at 8:30 am Tuesday, 17th January, 2023

Lydew33

What are you paying and for what reason do you’ve to pay.

by Lydew33 at 6:11 am Tuesday, 17th January, 2023

s17handy319

know what you mean

by sbhhandyhif at 4:34 am Tuesday, 17th January, 2023

brizh608

I’ve noticed this to, 49 year old woman and profile blurb starts with ‘In a 24 year old woman…..’

by brizh608 at 2:16 am Tuesday, 17th January, 2023

Harro75

Are you from England babe

by Harro75 at 1:50 am Tuesday, 17th January, 2023

crashdu258

Well I'm behind the face x

by crashdu863 at 10:04 pm Monday, 16th January, 2023

Johnny

Aye it's the same for me...

by jlcu172 at 9:33 pm Monday, 16th January, 2023

Freddie

Funny you should say that, have noticed that myself

by kjge241 at 9:07 pm Monday, 16th January, 2023

martinbar246

Lots ov false ppl hun

by martinbar838 at 9:05 pm Monday, 16th January, 2023


Life takes you to the point you get so lonely, hoping to find true love, cause that’s the only thing that can give you real peace… my story😓

kencia833

what are you up to now

by kencia503 at 7:38 pm Sunday, 15th January, 2023

sherrymatt933

Oh wow really

by sherrymatt754 at 3:59 pm Sunday, 15th January, 2023


My dog woke me up in a fashion of a body slam to my face then proceeded to lick my face off until I got up.

Caringwoman

lol

by stephaniecr004 at 12:58 am Saturday, 14th January, 2023


Lorriee,my  procrastination or fearfulness of hearing back from you they need to this late hour of sending a check I think maybe I was hoping you're in bed already.... Lol


Are any of the guys on here actually free and single ???? I've just finished with a guy after 3 months as he was in a relationship....this site should be called ...Liars and  Cheats...

G

Wow!

by G193529 at 9:24 pm Sunday, 29th January, 2023

bryanjickson1234

Why did you say that

by bryanjick at 6:46 pm Thursday, 12th January, 2023

Anthonybis1969

Someone

by Anthonybis113 at 2:45 pm Thursday, 12th January, 2023

Anthonybis1969

We are here, looking high and low for Simone also

by Anthonybis113 at 2:45 pm Thursday, 12th January, 2023

phil1369

Why? We can discuss if you want

by philippedebeaugren209 at 9:55 am Thursday, 12th January, 2023

Sportsguy401

Hi Rita

by jalme837 at 9:53 am Thursday, 12th January, 2023

Simon225

Yes.

by Sbayf329 at 8:59 am Thursday, 12th January, 2023

jcir759

YEA

by jcir759 at 2:17 am Thursday, 12th January, 2023

petem543

Guy who has upset you

by petem743 at 11:24 pm Wednesday, 11th January, 2023

michaelh901

I am married but we are a polyamory relationship where I have up to two or three wives right now it's just one but looking to ad another

by michaelh901 at 10:44 pm Wednesday, 11th January, 2023


You have stolen my profile and my picture! Now what!Is there anybody on this site who is real? If so I feel that I have earned the right to be shown.


Had a good today, took my dog to the park. Watched him interact with other dogs and nearly tripping others but didn't.  

betty467

Hello

by betty054 at 1:47 am Tuesday, 10th January, 2023

siawbr225

Hi and how are you doing?

by siawbr225 at 11:49 pm Monday, 9th January, 2023


Hello am Eddie looking for long term relationship loyalty loving caring happiness. Looking for the love of my life 

Txscic

I’m available now 👋

by scic01 at 7:25 am Monday, 9th January, 2023

maryja231

Hello Eddie. How are you doing. I am looking for long term relationship as well. Let's communicate am interested in you

by maryja896 at 6:17 am Monday, 9th January, 2023

Rone391

Hi Edie your goal in searching is awesome

by Rone391 at 4:33 am Monday, 9th January, 2023


I am interested in a female. We can help in mutual ways. I enjoy talking about current events, life , family. And, such someone to share thoughts with. And, if we connect our friendship will be closer.

maria8729

Yes same here

by clarrkd071 at 11:02 pm Saturday, 21st January, 2023

jazzylady

Perfect 👌

by jazzylady at 2:27 am Tuesday, 17th January, 2023


Hi sweetness how are you, good I hope I’d really like to get to know you and hopefully become good friends X g


I have had to move to Woodbridge in Suffolk for a few weeks - overlooking the Marina.  Very nice location!!

LOPEZ

How's your day doing handsome.

by saja743 at 3:20 pm Sunday, 8th January, 2023

lamdand463

Ohhh that's great

by lamdand463 at 2:24 pm Sunday, 8th January, 2023

QueenClara

Hello

by engrwillengrt31 at 2:12 pm Sunday, 8th January, 2023

Soniabill034

Nice what brings you to the site and what are you looking for ?

by Soniab400 at 12:31 pm Sunday, 8th January, 2023

sandraja239

How’re you doing

by sandraja239 at 12:29 pm Sunday, 8th January, 2023


Hi how are things with you I work nights just got home a little bit ago so just relaxing or trying to lol.

lamdand463

Ohhh really...I'm at the church

by lamdand463 at 2:21 pm Sunday, 8th January, 2023

Jasmine202

He that’s nice to know I’m Jasmine

by Jasmine531 at 11:53 am Sunday, 8th January, 2023

Soniabill034

That’s nice am new on the site and checking it out , what about you

by Soniab400 at 10:19 am Sunday, 8th January, 2023


The more I sit back an observe Humanity Actions, I come to realize, if your not set up with your own choices of ppl as a foundation for becoming wealthy, then your setting yourself up to be selected by others, whitch then, put your ideas an dreams on the back burner, inorder to help another accomplish their dreams...CLIQUES


Hi there how are you doing today. Any plans for you this weekend or are you chillaxin this weekend.  Hopefully you will have a fantastic day 😀😇

Txt6282455519

Totally agree 👌

by kellywa451 at 9:14 am Sunday, 8th January, 2023


Hey if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me - an oldie but goodie just like me really.


I’m new to this site and looking forward to find someone chat with , get to know and see what happens 


Hey just to say real woman here only honest decent men accepted I have had hell of 20yrs only a real decent man will turn me 

finne2293

try me

by finne66 at 11:50 pm Friday, 6th January, 2023

mark111

Hi

by markcran917 at 8:11 pm Friday, 6th January, 2023

Sunday

hi

by armesericommerc913 at 2:35 pm Friday, 6th January, 2023

AL75

Meet me then

by aillingwo362 at 2:02 pm Friday, 6th January, 2023

rysie45

tell me about your 20 years - I am a good listener

by rysie58 at 11:44 am Friday, 6th January, 2023

wooders2211

Morning how has ur week been x

by wood229 at 9:58 am Friday, 6th January, 2023

niz

Good morning, really sorry to hear that. you had bad experience last 20 years. I am honest and genuine. don’t worry on that.

by niyas030 at 9:28 am Friday, 6th January, 2023

Bradley141

Noted and lets chat and see where it goes

by Mgmofok141 at 6:11 am Friday, 6th January, 2023


First weeks of 2023 almost done and everything about the new year feels great, onwards and upwards xx

angie001

Message me 😘

by bole875 at 7:36 am Thursday, 5th January, 2023

angie001

Yeah

by bole875 at 7:35 am Thursday, 5th January, 2023

Kate

Hi

by astlestep426 at 7:09 am Thursday, 5th January, 2023

QueenClara

hello

by engrwillengrt31 at 6:51 am Thursday, 5th January, 2023

sherrymatt933

Hey handsome, how are you doing today and what's do you think about my picture? Thanks

by sherrymatt754 at 5:41 am Thursday, 5th January, 2023

nek514

Hi

by nek514 at 4:10 am Thursday, 5th January, 2023

pascalineher150

Hi

by pascalineher964 at 3:55 am Thursday, 5th January, 2023

Soniabill034

Hey

by Soniab400 at 11:32 pm Wednesday, 4th January, 2023

sandraly922

Hello how are you doing ?

by sandraly394 at 11:00 pm Wednesday, 4th January, 2023


I’m not too fond of it but I would like it for your care for you to carry that as you carry me in your hearts because my life is fragile but my heart beats very faintly and I’m weekend still the moment so I might seem a little off on some days 

Lia

Thats cute lol

by Andyab076 at 5:54 am Wednesday, 4th January, 2023


In a word, you, to be honest. If you don’t mind my asking, what is on your mind, I don’t want to sound presumptuous but was it my proximity to you, seeing that the both of us, you and I, reside in 'Hatchie' that drew your interest or something else that escapes me as my mind wonders, gently, safely back to you.

mistressho561

I don't really know

by mistressho561 at 11:34 pm Sunday, 1st January, 2023


Would like to see if there is any genuine person out there for chat or relationship if we get on who knows x

David

Lovely smile

by David591343 at 6:02 pm Monday, 2nd January, 2023

michelda339

Hi

by michelda339 at 10:36 pm Sunday, 1st January, 2023


i want to start out this new year really happy and know i'll not let anyone down or hurt i'm true to my heart 


Genuine Guy Seeks Genuine Girl for LTR Reliable Honest Tactile kind Caring Loving great sense of humour and love music its a big part of my life ! ❤️ Life's adventures ahead together could be so good 👍 Anything you d like to know just ask 


HI Get in touch, I'm free and single, live just me in my house in Pontefract, I'm looking for a female friend and may be more if we get on.😊


Hoping to meet someone that could develop into a LTR'.” Being straightforward is a good way to improve your chances of matching with someone who wants the same
 things.


Jak46

That's great but I'm in scotland , very far away

by Jakk46 at 7:08 pm Friday, 30th December, 2022

Big

Hi

by Stevenca455 at 3:08 am Friday, 30th December, 2022


nothing is on my mind I'm just looking for a relationship someone spiritual and special a real lady who wants to be happy 

lawso747

I’m Amanda nice to meet- hopefully I’m talking to a real person

by lawso985 at 12:52 pm Thursday, 29th December, 2022

lawso747

Hey 👋

by lawso985 at 12:51 pm Thursday, 29th December, 2022


Love to find a nice honest woman that want to enjoy life together must know how to communicate have respect it goes both ways so if this is you then come say hi to me 

andm259

Hey 🤗

by andm259 at 5:09 am Tuesday, 10th January, 2023

crystalmo567

Message me 😘

by crystalmo819 at 5:31 am Tuesday, 3rd January, 2023

crystalmo567

Totally agree 👌

by crystalmo819 at 5:30 am Tuesday, 3rd January, 2023

janej18

Let’s do something! 😁

by janej23 at 4:50 am Friday, 30th December, 2022


Hi Bruce,Hope the holidays have found u well,I drop off of the dating sights,To b honest it’s a littler scarey.When u really don’t no who that person really is!!

danielto435

Oh really.. how are you doing and I will be glad to know more about you

by danielto741 at 2:36 am Thursday, 29th December, 2022


I’m looking for a genuine loving woman from Brecon mid wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 for a serious relationship I’m for 


im a genuine single man careing and im still trying out date sites well maybe they isa woman out there what wants to give me a chance so please come and get to know me

Charlotte

I am looking for a man who is ready to start a new life with me, even though we are from different countries and cultures. I can learn something from you, and you can learn something from me. I am open to start a new life in another country and learn new l

by charlottedoug74 at 2:30 pm Monday, 26th December, 2022

linda300

Nice meeting you here as friends and I’m looking for a long term relationship that will last forever and how long have our been here looking

by lindaadian at 2:14 pm Monday, 26th December, 2022

ethel939

Love is hard to find on internet nowadays but if you are serious then you can truly find some one for yourself

by ethel958 at 2:08 pm Monday, 26th December, 2022


Hello . How was your Christmas ? I have not been on here in almost a year I hope you are still interested . I guess I will find out 

Imharl454

What is it going to be

by Imharl454 at 2:01 pm Monday, 26th December, 2022

Imharl454

Ok

by Imharl454 at 2:01 pm Monday, 26th December, 2022


Merry Christmas  everyone   I was hoping  for a white  Christmas  but I guess  it's never happening in England 👽

omonaija424

Thought you are having a white Christmas already

by angelicabor424 at 10:09 pm Sunday, 25th December, 2022

omonaija424

Why did you say that?

by angelicabor424 at 10:08 pm Sunday, 25th December, 2022

Brendma678

Nice to meet

by Brendma678 at 5:45 pm Sunday, 25th December, 2022

clarkdo644

How are you doing?

by clarkdo644 at 5:38 pm Sunday, 25th December, 2022


Well that's the presents wrapped for Mum, my siblings and their family. Maybe one Christmas I will get to wrap some for that special lady in my life.

Ehrkec979

Merry Christmas 🎄

by Ehrkec603 at 10:44 am Sunday, 25th December, 2022

mary312

Hi how’re you

by marydbcanderfag at 8:08 am Sunday, 25th December, 2022

brendla897

That sounds sweet dear

by brendla976 at 6:06 am Sunday, 25th December, 2022

kelleymba191

Just Maybe.. lol Merry Christmas xoxoxox

by kelleymba639 at 5:20 am Sunday, 25th December, 2022


You are on my mind .Your eyes and lips are so sexy .Would love to meet you for coffee or lunch.What do you say?


Me gustaría conocerte.Eres una preciosa mujer.Si  te parece ya te contaré más de mí. Un cariñoso saludo


Thank you for the compliment. You are very attractive and your smile warms my heart. I'm a romantic , I think love is the greatest thing on this earth. What are you looking for ? Profiles don't dont reflect what's in your heart. I wou


Gorgeous women thank you all for showing interest I want to return the kindness to each and every one of you....

Jpi678

Hello

by Jpi678 at 5:09 pm Saturday, 24th December, 2022

cindybr737

Hello Handsome how are you doing ?

by cindybr848 at 4:31 am Saturday, 24th December, 2022


Live in Naples Florida 77 years young both these facts play an important part to me in finding a new partner  70 no younger  maybe an hour drive