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pBuenas tarde quien desea ser feliz compatible con el amor y buscar los momentos de felicidad al lado de un ser que lo desee😘😘😘😘p


pHi new to this . Looking for someone who’s honest . I enjoy holidays football seeing friends.music . I’m just a normal person I think 🤔. Looking for a normal bloke . p


pIam really in love with bbw wemon need a special girl a sugar mon take good care of me like I will her ever need p

Martha37

Message me 😘

by Martha37 at 11:45 am Wednesday, 15th November, 2023

Maglenheart013

😍😍😍

by Maglenheart013 at 8:02 am Wednesday, 15th November, 2023

Laura james

Wanna chat?

by Laura james at 2:11 am Wednesday, 15th November, 2023

Laura james

I’m available now 👋

by Laura james at 2:10 am Wednesday, 15th November, 2023

Jane4love

Hey 🤗

by Jane4love at 1:54 am Wednesday, 15th November, 2023

Lillybl272

That sounds awesome where are you @

by Lillybl272 at 12:47 am Wednesday, 15th November, 2023

Vladislav

Yes please! 👍

by Vladislav at 12:36 am Wednesday, 15th November, 2023

EmpatheticScientist8

Hey! I came across your profile and it intrigued me. I'd love to chat and see if there's potential for a special connection between us!

by EmpatheticScientist8 at 11:06 pm Tuesday, 14th November, 2023

EmpatheticScientist8

Let’s do something! 😁

by EmpatheticScientist8 at 11:05 pm Tuesday, 14th November, 2023


pI’m so sad that I am not getting any women in the state of Georgia. Every single girl is outside the state of Georgia. p


pHey I'm new here. Thought a good Icebreaker would be getting to know each other by some of your favorite games. Here a list of mine are final fantasy, kingdom hearts, doom, elden ring, mario, zelda and minecraftp


pHello My namds Phil from Gravesend just behind B&Q looking for a beautiful woman to start off a serious lifetime new loving, sexual (sorry) new new relationship with. If your intrested in chatting or meeting, just say so Phil xp

HumbleClimber149bf6

Hi

by HumbleClimber149bf6 at 5:03 am Tuesday, 7th November, 2023

Lovia

Hello handsome 😊

by Lovia at 2:38 am Tuesday, 7th November, 2023

Lovia

Hey 🤗

by Lovia at 2:38 am Tuesday, 7th November, 2023

Loveseatacos

Hello there...

by Loveseatacos at 2:36 am Tuesday, 7th November, 2023

Sunshine

Love this!

by Sunshine at 11:05 pm Monday, 6th November, 2023

Cindykeck23

Hello

by Cindykeck23 at 8:37 pm Monday, 6th November, 2023

SweetMaya

Nice to meet you Well I'm Suzy new on here Looking for a soul mate ...I'm new on here and you

by SweetMaya at 5:02 pm Monday, 6th November, 2023


pHONEST MENpdivLOOKING FOR HONEST LADY...!! PREFER SOMEONE AROUND THE AREA WHERE I LIVED! div


pHoy estoy muy desanimada. Todo es una contrariedad. Vida difícil la de Cuba😭😭😭p


pI’m strong, kind, smart, hilarious, lovable and amazing. Isn’t that what you’ve been looking for?ppbrp


LISTEN IF YOUR NOT INTERESTED OR SERIOUS ABOUT MEETING UP OR GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER KEEP PUSHING LET'S NOT WASTE INTERESTED TIMES PLEASE


Don't turn around 'Cause you're gonna see my heart breaking Don't turn around I don't want you seeing me cry Just walk away It's tearing me apart that you're leaving I'm letting you go-ooh-oh But I won't let you know

Hopefulmichelle

Hello there how are you doing?

by Hopefulmichelle at 7:44 pm Tuesday, 17th October, 2023


(We are young, we are young) We are young (heartache to heartache) Heartache to heartache we stand (we stand) (No promises) no promises, (no demands) no demands (Love is a battlefield) love is a battlefield


I hope everyone had a great weekend, we just have to get through another working week andf Friday will be upon us agian to have another great weekend. 👌✌️👊

Rose1335

Wanna chat?

by Rose1335 at 2:11 am Tuesday, 17th October, 2023

Rose1335

Love this!

by Rose1335 at 2:11 am Tuesday, 17th October, 2023

Caringheart

Love this!

by Caringheart at 11:29 pm Monday, 16th October, 2023


The victims we know so well They shine in your eyes when they kiss and tell Strange places we never see But you're always there like a ghost in my dream

Christiana2024

Totally agree 👌

by Christiana2024 at 1:47 pm Monday, 16th October, 2023


hi I live in Thornbury would be good to chat make friends with the aim of meeting up w2hen you are happy to do so

Queeni35

Good to hear from you handsome, I am Kolbold and would love to know about you as well

by Queeni35 at 9:17 pm Friday, 13th October, 2023


hi I live in Thornbury would be good to chat make friends with the aim of meeting up w2hen you are happy to do so


Wine, beer and spirits take me down The lights are low, and there's no one else around The waitress sure looks pretty, and that's a bad sign I smile at her, still you're always on my mind

Marcela j.

Message me 😘

by Marcela j. at 5:04 pm Friday, 13th October, 2023


This world has lost its glory Let's start a brand new story now, my love Right now, there'll be no other time And I can show you how, my love


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James

Hello I am James I do farming and custom Leather craft projects I would Like to chat sometime and get to know your personality as you seem really nice and Genuine

by James at 1:30 am Saturday, 14th October, 2023

OmniSpaceTime79

Yes and loving ourselves is key. Only when we can truly accept ourselves as a fellow traveler with all life and continue to travel with love, peace, discernment and communication.

by OmniSpaceTime79 at 11:19 pm Friday, 13th October, 2023

Callum

😍😍😍

by Callum at 1:15 pm Friday, 13th October, 2023


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The smile on your face lets me know that you need me There's a truth in your eyes saying you'll never leave me The touch of your hand says you'll catch me wherever I fall You say it best when you say nothing at all

Ms peaches

Good Morning 🌄

by Ms peaches at 12:55 pm Friday, 13th October, 2023

Katie@

Wanna chat?

by Katie@ at 7:19 am Friday, 13th October, 2023

Christiana2024

Thank you for the sweet compliments snd i must say you are looking handsome in your profile and would like know more about you.

by Christiana2024 at 5:11 am Friday, 13th October, 2023


LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO IS READY TO SETTLE DOWN. I HAVE ADULT DISABLED SOCIAL SECURITY, I CAN'T GET MARRIED UNLESS THE PERSON AM WITH DRAWS SOCIAL SECURITY PAYMENTS AND IS DISABLED. LOOKING FOR MY FOREVER. AM 3O YEARS OLD. LIVE WITH PARENTS IN THE HOME THAT IS WILLED TO ME AT THERE DEATH. 3 ACERS OF LAND ON THE WATER FRONT. I DRIVE AND DO GOOD. LOOKING FOR A GOOD HEARTED WOMAN. JACOB HENSLEY, 828-556-7660


Tell me something, girl Are you happy in this modern world? Or do you need more? Is there something else you're searchin' for?

SophisticatedConnector10

Im single lady searching for a soulmate to spend the rest of life together

by SophisticatedConnector10 at 8:23 pm Thursday, 12th October, 2023


Laura I'm Everett very nice to meet Wow in Las Vegss way cool. So like You I'm looking for a real Friendship grow into a lifetime partnership relationship ok so its Wednesday afternoon let me k ow if you would be interested I'm single and hanging out ? How about football tomorrow night make a pizza and before breakfast or coffee at Sourdough cafe in Arizona Charlie's on Decatur Everett 

Blesslove625

Wanna chat?

by Blesslove625 at 4:57 pm Thursday, 12th October, 2023

Roadhouse

Wow 🙌

by Roadhouse at 9:20 am Thursday, 12th October, 2023


If you're lost, you can look and you will find me Time after time If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting Time after time If you're lost, you can look and you will find me Time after time If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting


Right from the start You were a thief, you stole my heart And I, your willing victim I let you see the parts of me That weren't all that pretty And with every touch you fixed them

Maryland12

Nice 👍

by Maryland12 at 12:20 pm Wednesday, 11th October, 2023

Carolinah

Message me 😘

by Carolinah at 3:14 am Wednesday, 11th October, 2023

Christiana2024

Hey there, How are you doing good and thanks for those sweet compliments. Hope to hear from you soon.

by Christiana2024 at 3:06 am Wednesday, 11th October, 2023


What on my mind having a chocolate sista in my arms cuddling while playing on the playstation 5 with me 

Joycee

Hey cutie

by Joycee at 10:51 am Saturday, 21st October, 2023


We call them fools Who have to dance within the flame Who chance the sorrow and the shame That always comes with getting burned


“Love is like a book. It starts off exciting, gets confusing in the middle, and it’s a miracle if we make it to the end.”

Jennywells00

I’m available now 👋

by Jennywells00 at 12:52 am Monday, 9th October, 2023


Pretty, pretty please, don't you ever, ever feel Like you are less than, less than fuckin' perfect Pretty, pretty please, if you ever, ever feel like you're nothing You're fuckin' perfect to me

Cynthiadee3

Yes please! 👍

by Cynthiadee3 at 2:32 am Sunday, 8th October, 2023


pAm pleased to be part of the community,hopefully with the help of the Almighty God i will find my better half here.brp


You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar When I met you I picked you out, I shook up and turned you around Turned you into someone new

Alicecarinc

Hello

by Alicecarinc at 4:47 pm Wednesday, 4th October, 2023


I would love to talk with you . I think that you are alluring and beautiful to look at. I'm close,experienced and looking to be a better lover with the right woman!

Stephanie

Hey 🤗

by Stephanie at 4:45 am Tuesday, 3rd October, 2023

Becca

I’m available now 👋

by Becca at 11:22 pm Monday, 2nd October, 2023

Janetlin275tg

Message me 😘

by Janetlin275tg at 9:54 am Monday, 2nd October, 2023


Thank you for all the lovely ladies messaging me in England but I'm looking for someone local in my age bracket .


Who here plays The Crew, The Crew 2, The Crew Motorfest, Forza Horizon 3, Forza Horizon 4, and Forza Horizon 5?


pI'm seriously seeking for a long term relationship, honesty, faithful and caring person, well if someone would love to do something with me, I'm ready to settle down 👇 p


Loneliness is a cloak you wear A deep shade of blue Is always there The sun ain't gonna shine anymore The moon ain't gonna rise in the sky The tears are always cloudin' your eyes When you're without love

FearlessTob789

Wow 😍😍 Loving this already good to meet you here don’t main chatting

by FearlessTob789 at 2:36 am Tuesday, 26th September, 2023

Buzzkizzy

Let’s do something! 😁

by Buzzkizzy at 1:19 am Tuesday, 26th September, 2023

MysteriousSpiritual71

hey how was your day

by MysteriousSpiritual71 at 12:03 am Tuesday, 26th September, 2023

FearlessScientist96

Wanna chat?

by FearlessScientist96 at 6:55 pm Monday, 25th September, 2023


pHi looking for a soul mate. Someone who is loyal trustworthy and ready to love unconditionally. I can hold my own hand but would prefer to be holding someone else. p


pWe all in this world for a reason and not to be lonely .. getting someone to enjoy new life with will be so lovely .. where is Mr. Right man p

paul

Wow 😍

by paul at 9:19 am Sunday, 15th October, 2023

winslowmich157

Perfect 👌

by winslowmich157 at 9:28 am Sunday, 8th October, 2023


My Son IN Law- causing Problems between ME & My Daughter - My Only Child .  Has Move further away& I Suspect possibility concern for my Daughter he Definitely has it on for ME.


pAutistic type 1, very high functioning, not extremely social, more of a homebody, but I have extroverted functioning, great empathy compassion, very deep feelings. p


Still looking for my soulmate within my age bracket for a real and secure relationship who can receive love and return it. Age looks are not important to me it's what is inside that counts, like a good heart, honesty and respect. Thank you for reading this. 


pIf anybody wants to hit me up feel free to come and talk to me and come and say hi & get to know mep


I look forward to occasionally hearing from you- don’t know if you get my responses.   You could be a reason I might consider j


Oh take this heart I offer you And never set me free Then you'll be forever young And beautiful to me

jjon45

Well I think we can talk more. On phone and that’s more private 843-407-3090

by jjon45 at 6:45 pm Monday, 11th September, 2023


Finding a real woman who is genuinely computer literate!(Only legal and above board in what is fully accomplished as in this way it is fully obtaining real academic qualifications in Information Technology, Social Media, the Internet, and computers, computing, and computing technology to get fully astute with how to fully involved in both the benefits and minuses of online datinghoookup and fully related topics?)xxxx


I've turned binge eating into a  hobby 😈. I have been eating so much I can hear myself getting fatter lol. Oink oink


Wouldn't it be nice if all the ladies trying to contact me could get my replies as  I almost always do!


We have no past, we won't reach back Keep with me forward all through the night And once we start, the meter clicks And it goes running all through the night Until it ends, there is no end

Sarah

hello

by Sarah at 11:10 pm Wednesday, 6th September, 2023


I'm a long time lover of DC, Marvel, and other comic like heroes.  I mostly spend my time on actionadventure movies and games.  Who can also be adventures when it comes to exploring into either familiar or unknown territory, and I'm looking for a partner brave enough to join me in that journey.