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Hiya all, I’m a divorced man with a lovely daughter. Looking to get to know someone as I’m ready to date or meet new people again


alisonka006

Hi

by alisonka006 at 11:16 am Friday, 23rd September, 2022

marner4938

Hi I’m also looking for a long term relationship . I would like to know more about about you

by marner4938 at 11:04 am Friday, 23rd September, 2022

joycetowns517

Message me 😘

by joycetowns789 at 10:48 am Friday, 23rd September, 2022


Just came to Wigan for a quick meeting... Who wants to meet for a quick cocktail before my train leaves??

pennington911

I will

by pennington053 at 8:50 am Friday, 23rd September, 2022

martinbar246

That be fun

by martinbar838 at 12:51 am Friday, 23rd September, 2022

Will1967

Sorry Luv. Too far away.

by londonyan980 at 9:57 pm Thursday, 22nd September, 2022


Just came to Wigan for a quick meeting... Who wants to meet for a quick cocktail before my train leaves??🤓


Just came to Wigan for a quick meeting... Who wants to meet for a quick cocktail before my train leaves??🤓


Just came to Wigan for a quick meeting... Who wants to meet for a quick cocktail before my train leaves??🤓


Just came to Wigan for a quick meeting... Who wants to meet for a quick cocktail before my train leaves??


Just came to Wigan for a quick meeting... Who wants to meet for a quick cocktail before my train leaves??🤓


Just came to Wigan for a quick meeting... Who wants to meet for a quick cocktail before my train leaves??


Hello gorgeous 😍 thanks for adding me to your favourite.  You're quite a cute girl. Can we get.to know each other? X

margaretw652

Find me

by margaretw709 at 1:42 pm Wednesday, 21st September, 2022

Reea72

Yeah ok but I am not on this site very much

by Reea72 at 1:09 pm Wednesday, 21st September, 2022

alicebu882

Yes

by alicebu882 at 12:19 pm Wednesday, 21st September, 2022

Sexybella473

Yes

by idowuus872 at 12:05 pm Wednesday, 21st September, 2022


Hello gorgeous 😍 thanks for adding me to your favourite.  You're quite a cute girl. Can we get to know each other? X


Hello gorgeous 😍 thanks for adding me to your favourite.  You're quite a cute girl. Can we get to know each other? X

christine

Hello, and no I didn't add you to my favourite, sorry, but you live too far away.

by christinethatc268 at 2:02 pm Wednesday, 21st September, 2022


Hello gorgeous 😍 thanks for adding me to your favourite.  You're quite a cute girl. Can we get.to know each other? X

gslue81

Let's meet

by gslue81 at 10:02 am Wednesday, 21st September, 2022


I think you would like my sincerity,  my intellect and quick wit, sensuality and I'd love to meet you, have coffee and play in the park, run around,  play tag, etc.

If you're serious,  I'll be serious!

I'm Sagittarius!

rosesm101

I’m available now 👋

by rosesm930 at 3:40 pm Wednesday, 21st September, 2022


I think you would like my sincerity,  my intellect and quick wit, sensuality and I'd love to meet you, have coffee and play in the park, run around,  play tag, etc.

If you're serious,  I'll be serious!

I'm Sagittarius!


Lost my dog Saturday she ran into the road after a cat and a car hit her broke her back completely my fault.........miss her so much it hurts.


I’m thoroughly confused by the workings of this site !  Are you real ? I seem to get one liners and when I respond there’s nothing -zilch ! 🙄


I've finally gotten around to watching Matrix Resurrections. This is, without a doubt, the best film that didn't need to be made. It's really  quite good but the story was done! There was no need to revisit the well.


Really like to meet you very soon like your picture profile you seem like a very kind nice person and you have a good day hopefully soon we'll go out for a date or something

marleneteichm991

Great 👍

by marleneteichm043 at 10:31 pm Saturday, 17th September, 2022

Ladystar

I am in UK

by susangur566 at 9:36 pm Saturday, 17th September, 2022


Really like to meet you very soon like your picture profile you seem like a very kind nice person and you have a good day hopefully soon we'll go out for a date or something


I would like to take you a ride on my narrow boat, dropping in for a lunch and a travel a long the Regent canal


Until you speak to someone you won't know if you have similar goals in life if friendship can develop into marriage 


Until you speak to someone you won't know if you have similar goals in life if friendship can develop into marriage 

Ela54

In the same Country does help 😉

by Minutillole157 at 9:13 am Friday, 16th September, 2022


Ah well go to cancellation back here jeeze.ill enjoy my bottle a moet i give up.i knew i shud kept that gun lol  tyler durden ure the wrst things that happened to me i knw eek.x


I don’t no where all the lovely ladies of Oxfordshire are on here seems there aren’t any say hello if you want to chat with me xx

LouraTessa00

Hello

by Lourate135 at 9:51 pm Thursday, 15th September, 2022


I would like to talk to you and see where it leads I am Henderson I am single never married no kids like to cook and I am looking for a good woman like you to love and be love in return 


I would like to talk to you and see where it leads I am Henderson I am single never married no kids like to cook and I am looking for a good woman like you to love and be love in return 

munti371

am new on here

by munti581 at 8:30 pm Tuesday, 20th September, 2022

munti371

Have you found anyone serious on here yet?

by munti581 at 8:30 pm Tuesday, 20th September, 2022


I would like to talk to you and see where it leads I am Henderson I am single never married no kids like to cook and I am looking for a good woman like you to love and be love in return 

pamelag795

Hi Henry

by pamelag623 at 10:45 pm Friday, 16th September, 2022


like rhe song says....everyone loooooooves Mary Ann....burn the rag of cosmo and all that bs...a woman automatically knows in her heart and soul.....she is who she is.......she doesnt need help alterations and warmsthe room just is........i detest cosmo et al.......ill watch how she treats everyoe.......for long time......so i know who she really is.......she grows on uand ur resect tgrows or.......was just a good con job same as somemen...she wants the same thing.........who is he like all the time.........not a one date charmer..what is the true nature o this man and how will he treat me ad be an asset in life or a liablity? shes not wrong...same as any employee.........i dont hire mean as modern people seem to love.......im not a modern man.....illl be the mirror thanks.......throw the rest away.......


most men want human not glam plastic creatures u want her warmth ad kindness as u will make mistakes she knows ur trying others shred u they fail the people human skills pass and u hire them and cherish them annd beat on them daily with ur nerf bat to remind them whatever flaws they see on the outside us men dont remotely see we see thinner woman her eyes the warmth o her face and personality who do u want to spend lif with plastic or can feel her warmth

Anniekenrda2468

How do i reach you?

by thesecondtryag380 at 8:29 pm Wednesday, 14th September, 2022


sorrrrrryyyyyyy  have terrrilble crush o allu ...sooo obvouls how wooderulfu l u all are..........pro too old ..hope u all fide woderul husaedns


why do t all these heave ly wome have devoted husbands? if anyone values devoted men it the jewish people they would never mock him like ameridan women who loath kind men....all these woeme would be wondrful life soul mates which is what real men want ...u can please her she wants a mans kindenss and not see devotion as weakness.


why do t all these heave ly wome have devoted husbands? if anyone values devoted men it the jewish people they would never mock him like ameridan women who loath kind men....all these woeme would be wondrful life soul mates which is what real men want ...u can please her she wants a mans kindenss and not see devotion as weakness.


I am looking for a very understanding caring friend somebody I can really get to know really get appreciated really get to understand in my own time yes I have motability issues it is difficult for me to get around but I can do only the best I can

Miranda

Wanna chat?

by Lly404 at 4:16 pm Tuesday, 13th September, 2022

Miranda

Message me 😘

by Lly404 at 4:16 pm Tuesday, 13th September, 2022

Miranda

I’m available now 👋

by Lly404 at 4:16 pm Tuesday, 13th September, 2022

emi086127gm

Message me 😘

by ll83xyz at 12:26 pm Tuesday, 13th September, 2022

LisaII42

I’m available now 👋

by obri010 at 11:59 am Tuesday, 13th September, 2022


I am looking for a very understanding caring friend somebody I can really get to know really get appreciated really get to understand in my own time yes I have motability issues it is difficult for me to get around but I can do only the best I can


I am looking for a very understanding caring friend somebody I can really get to know really get appreciated really get to understand in my own time yes I have motability issues it is difficult for me to get around but I can do only the best I can


Am new here handsome can we be friend's lets know about eachother and let's see where our courtship lies.......


Ladies I'm looking for that special someone who together we could rock each other's world are you the one?


Ladies I'm looking for that special someone who together we could rock each other's world are you the one?


I am really looking for a nice lovely lady to be with me now I am really single and happy I am a good Christian m


Please tell me that there are real people here, looking for real people.. and not here working .... I am trying one more time. .please suprise me. 

alicebu882

I’m available now 👋

by alicebu882 at 6:40 am Monday, 12th September, 2022


hi ya i live in pilton overlooking mannings pit would love to go for a coffee to meet up with you  😘 barry 


Better meeting people in real life me thinks this site is getting real boring tut tut:(nt an attention thing just gods honest truth.

roles088

It is

by roles367 at 6:28 pm Monday, 12th September, 2022

emi086127gm

Totally agree 👌

by ll83xyz at 12:40 am Monday, 12th September, 2022


Another weekend without any friends. Feels like lockdown never ended. I'm sending out an SOS to all lovely mature ladies, particularly with dogs.

stephb2021

PM Me

by stephb2021 at 10:22 am Monday, 12th September, 2022

stephb2021

Hi 😀

by stephb2021 at 10:20 am Monday, 12th September, 2022


Another weekend without any friends. Feels like lockdown never ended. I'm sending out an SOS to all lovely mature ladies, particularly with dogs.


i wish there was that 1 very special lady out there that enjoys going to cinema,snuggles on the settee to watch tv

kbboat805

hi there

by kbboat805 at 3:42 am Sunday, 11th September, 2022

Margret264

Hello how are you

by Margret980 at 2:33 am Sunday, 11th September, 2022

stellami730

Hello how are you doing

by stellami308 at 1:58 am Sunday, 11th September, 2022

stellami730

Wanna chat?

by stellami308 at 1:58 am Sunday, 11th September, 2022


Look very Kind. I love that. Im a serius woman, independent, selfconfidence, funny, and we could talk about everything. Would like a Man but not for wasting my time. I want to share my life, and feel real love. I think every one of us deserves that, at least once in our lifetime. 

Max

You are lovely too, but live a long distance away xx

by Marcocccmajad at 4:50 am Monday, 19th September, 2022


Aún en espera de un esposo cariñoso de buenos sentimientos  amador de Dios y la santísima Virgencita María que le guste cantar que le guste ser feliz.


Very attractive and interesting profile. It would be an honour to get acquainted some time.

Nido. 


Oh, my love, my darlingI've hungered for your touchA long, lonely time Time goes by so slowlyAnd time can do so muchAre you still mine?I need your loveI need your loveGod speed your love to me Lonely rivers flowTo the sea, to the seaTo the open arms of the seaLonely rivers cryWait for me, wait for meI'll be coming home, wait for me Oh, my love, my darlingI've hungered for your touchA long, lonely time I need your loveI need your loveGod speed your love to me


Here for something serious who’s available for some chat I don’t really know how’s online to chat with I don’t talk to anyone on here either