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Laurie Laurie

divNot sure what this means.divpGood start I am alive.ppDoctor said heart is in pristine condition. Plus little thing they clip on your finger registered last month 3 readings of  100% performance.ppLauriebrppbrppbrppbrppbrppbrp


Keith Keith

food well enough of this its brightened up heading to cleethorpes sea front for fish and chips sat in the peir gardens,will need my ww2 tin helmet on dam seguls there flying bandits ha ha !


Keith Keith

distance so many women so far away, think theirs enough idiots on the roads without me on the motorways 😱


Keith Keith

profile i know its empty will make an effort ! i am real here in grimsby just an ordinary normal guy ? well it did say that on my papers when they relesed me from the asylum !!! got a bit of a twitch though dam shock therepy !!! 😨


Keith Keith

brain this weather is making my brain wander,could you imagin if it rained upwards ! would fill your brolly up ? think about that one ! hell all that soggy underware !!


Keith Keith

weather rain rain rain im getting webbed feet, its enough to drive you quackers !!! got quite a good waddle too 🙂


chatillion chatillion

They can try the stolen documents case again hopefully with a competent judge. They need to expedite the case as it MUST be prior to the election...


Matt Matt

Ignore button Yes that button actually works not much else seems to amongst the fre#ky sca#mers Algorithms algorithms algorithms


chatillion chatillion

Say goodbye to Democracy as Judge Cannon tosses the stolen classified documents case. I suspect the 34 felony charges will be reversed too.


Jason Jason

Look out for the chemistry Before you set out to find your dream partner you need to first understand who you are. Know yourself and what is fundamentally important to you in a partner as opposed to a list of superficial would likes in a person. Work out a list of core criteria once you know those are in place you just need to look out for the chemistry.


Graham Graham

Ages Would all 20, 30, 40 year olds please stop favouriting, winking, viewing or wishing to meet me, as Im not interested in such youthful members.


Jason Jason

The Strand and Mansion House Please lol lol no more messages from these areas .... they are obviously site generated and not fun, serious messages from local ladies only please.


chatillion chatillion

9mm to the ear. Sad event today at a Trump rally I don't condone what happened. But, I am surprised it wasn't sooner.


Matt Matt

Good Thank goodness that 648 messages are hidden by my filter its bad enough coping with the scammers that get through


Ahmad Ahmad

cat and mouse game I went to work in the morning and while I was going I saw a big mouse chasing a cat and attacking it while it was running away from it


chatillion chatillion

Trump spoke at a Heritage Foundation conference it's online. Search: TikTok bidenhq the young man explains everything


chatillion chatillion

The Heritage Foundations Project 2025 director is declaring that the 2024 election will not be legitimate. How so??


chatillion chatillion

RUST: Alec Baldwin's case was dismissed... because the state had concealed evidence in their investigation.


Graham Graham

Being Blocked. Not that Im objecting to the availability of said procedure, but It would be nice to know why Ive been blocked especially when I havent made any contact whatsoever with the person in question, not even a viewing.


chatillion chatillion

Hpy, 17 Dems came forward to say Joe shouldn't run Dilemma: no one in the party is strong enough to take the lead.


chatillion chatillion

CNN review found at least 140 people who worked with Trump are involved with project2025 and he knows nothing?


chatillion chatillion

Hpy, other than retribution, Trump doesn't have a plan A friend asked: what would happen if he didn't follow project2025?


chatillion chatillion

Ladies, can you believe Cher's flared pants at 70 percent off makes her look 'bootyfull' ?? Such a deal !!


Matt Matt

Its live its now The way I look at it is that if u are serious about finding some one compatible and using this site you wouldnt mind paying the 16 quid to come on this site and use its functions properly So no matter how beautiful the picture on your profile looks and after reading ur profile asking for strangers numbers isnt the my cup of tea thank you So prove me otherwise


Glynn Glynn

Fake site So many fake profiles on this site ..same picture different age different locations .some I've contacted want to know what I look like!!!!!. You added me as a favorite then want a picture.then when they send me a picture they look nothing like the profile picture And live on the other side of the world....,.


chatillion chatillion

Democrats calling for Joe Biden to step down... Unless you have someone to step up, I suggest you STFU.


Bob Bob

more leave ?? more nice ladies leave I wonder why ???? I will miss you I for some reason am still hope full that may be there is some one out there I can get up to 200 reply a day lots of same ones dif names dif days no real honest ladies lots o scams when i do find a real one in search looks like not been on site for months or left it seams you ladies have the same problem pity the site could great will keep looking and practice my typing have a good weekend THERE is some one out there for all of us BOB


chatillion chatillion

Hpy, if Trump makes it to the White House his staff will be loyalists with Project 2025 in their agenda. Agree?


Matt Matt

We are being controlled Another scammer with old scammers re appearing that Ive already reported same pics different name hi new here not a full member whats app me on 666 😵‍💫


chatillion chatillion

Blind Mystic Baba Vanga's prediction about the end of times may be accurate for a woman who passed in 1996


James James

Do I look that daft (?)... Don't answer that! I'm not a fussy git, so I never thought I'd have to sort the wheat from the chaff. But the sheer volume of scammers (Bots?) hitting on me, is starting to get on my chaffing nerves! 🙄 Honestly, when I said I wanted a bad girl this isn't what I meant! 🤣 Please let it stop...


Bob Bob

honest ? I find it hard to accept that there is so many scammers 34 year old,s that want to get together with 72 year old 340 miles away some real stunners that would turn heads in any club or bar ,it seams that you lovely ladies have the same problem on your site all you honest lovely should find a way to get to real members who are here to meet nice members and not spend so much time deleting scamers what do get out of it cant see why do they bother only time wasters cant see many members fall for them anyway I still live in hope to find a honest lady that still wants to live a little good luck to all you lovely honest ladies and all you sad time wasters ???????????? stay happy have a good weekend BOB xx


Jono Jono

Scammers!!!!!!! Are there any genuine lady's on this dating site?? All the women appear to be in America and are not genuine! Mmmmmm Makes you think, doesn't it??


chatillion chatillion

Humor: Do you want a president who... wears a LifeAlert button or ankle monitor and a probation officer?


chatillion chatillion

If a president is immune, he can order the military to hit a rival and not suffer any consequences per SCOTUS


Lenzun42 Lenzun42

Ancdotas de la vida " When ever you feel criticizing anyone, " He Told Me, "remember that all the people in this world havent have the advantages that youve had."


David David

David One of the reasons I dislike this site is that it is easy to be signed in to third party sites with out realising it. Also they keep popping up as soon as I enter the site. I do not find this at all helpful. I must say it puts me off. Also there does appear to be a fair few scammers.


Sean Sean

Second attempt! That last issue! A very diluted version of what I originally wrote! The Diary guards are definitely on the ball early. S.


Robert Robert

(there's a lot of fake profiles on here, not sure why im here) (there's a lot of fake profiles on here, not sure why im here)


chatillion chatillion

The surge in illegal immigration.. Who is financing travel for thousands daily? Suggestions: Russia and Trump Think about that...


Miniman Miniman

TIMWASTE TOTAL TIMEWASTE NO ONE MESSAGE BACK ALL LOOKING FOR BRAD PITT ARE GRORGE COLLNEY ONB NOE EVER MESSAGE BACK SAD OL;D MAN HOPEING TO NEVER WAKE UP BUT THIS SITE WILL NEVER FIND A LADY TO LOVE ME


Miniman Miniman

TO FAR AWAY Y DO YOU SEND MESSAGE FROM 200 MILES AWAY TOTAL TIMEWASTE ONLY LOOKING FOF LADYS IN THE STOCKPOT AREAR BUT MOST ARE JUST SCAMM,ERS TIMEWASTERS LIFE IT TI SORT GO TO BED HOPEING TO NEVER WAKE UP GEOFF X


Bob Bob

lots of scammers lots of scammers but sure there are some nice real honest members on this site the fun is to find them hope I find some soon any clue BOB


Lenzun42 Lenzun42

a reflection about life " When ever you feel criticizing anyone, " He Told Me, "remember that all the people in this world havent have the advantages that youve had."


Jason Jason

Gratitude In the words of the great and late Napoleon Hill, gratitude is the right attitude something I have been extolling since day one of my journey into positivity. I have sung this song to all and sundry for over 40 years now


Miniman Miniman

HOW DO LADY FROM 200 MILES AWAYLOOK AT PROFILES CAN YOU TELL ME Y DO LADY FROM 200 MILES AWAY AND 45 YEARS OLD SEND A MAN OF 74 MESSAGES THEN NEVER REPLY TOTALE WASTEOF TIME


chatillion chatillion

Carla, I'll repeat what a friend said... Biden would get my vote even if he were brain dead. We have the same opinion.


chatillion chatillion

Carla, they say one minute he's sharp... the next he's foggy and it's getting worse. Believed the WH is covering up his condition.


Daddyjp Daddyjp

Tomorrow is not promised I try to live every day as its my last since we are not promissed tomorrow so lets party and have fun with no regrets


chatillion chatillion

Republicans say 82 year old Mitch Mcconnell is mentally fit for America... So was Ronald Regan. Hang in there Joe, you've got a job to do!


Steve Steve

Pop Ups! Just opened this page and there are four other sites popping up that I haven't asked for, all have been blocked by my firewall, why can't you just subscribed to the one site you want to be on?!


chatillion chatillion

Hush court case and presidential immunity How could Trump be immune when the HUSH event happened PRIOR to the election?


Oluwasola Oluwasola

Hopeless romantic Life is beautiful when you have a special someone around you! I need a woman 👩 to love hopefully someone to spend good quality time together!


Colin Colin

dating Certain Welsh women complain a lot,but block genuine men,are they really looking for someone ?.


Bob Bob

TRY AGAIN WHY NOT another 3 months more hope to find some one not to far away lots of nice ladies but 345 miles maybe a little to far to travel for a date are you nice are you honest or is that to much to ask ,will try for another 3 months we can live in hope maybe more luck this time be HAPPY BOB


chatillion chatillion

Hpy, thanks! I'll check CNN on YouTube as I've got an important client meeting tomorrow and need to prepare


Jason Jason

As a man in a relatiosnship As a man in a relationship what can I expect lol? I have a simple choice: I can be right or I can be happy.


chatillion chatillion

Today the SCOTUS declared that insurrection is an official duty of a president and immune from prosecution.


chatillion chatillion

Carla, yes. Any means to get their attention Good or bad, they all do the same thing. Create an alternate contact and try.


Walker Walker

Enthusiasm means everything .. .. Not just a little. Everything. If you are involved in some kind of project right now or launching any personal endeavour, your enthusiasm (or lack of it) will directly determine how successful this undertaking will be. If you are not excited at the core of your being by it, drop it right now. If you are excited at the core of your BEing, demonstrate that in everything you think and say and do. You will not have to think but a second to know exactly why you received this message today ....


Bob Bob

any caravaners on this site i any caravaners on this site maybe time to get in touch enjoy all this lovely weather lol


chatillion chatillion

I said 30 percent of the profiles here are fake... Today must be a record. I found more than 42 fakes. That's about 80 percent.


David David

Cancellation Following all the instructions to cancel but never get anything to click on do it Anyone else having trouble cancelling


JefferyinTxs JefferyinTxs

pA Quick Happy 4th to all, stay safe. Long weekend, beach and bbq. Wish to share time enjoying with others. p


chatillion chatillion

Debate experts newscasters ALL think Biden should drop out Think about that. Who else wants the job? Headlines: Democrats hand the presidency to Trump! News at 11


Walker Walker

DOingness .... If you think your life is about DOingness, you do not understand what You are about. Your soul doesn't care what you do for a living ... and when your life is over, neither will you. Your soul cares only about what you're BEing while you're doing whatever you're doing. It is a state of BEingness the soul is after, not a state of DOingness


chatillion chatillion

The way I see it, Biden isn't the problem Congress is the problem. Take his attempt to fix the border and it gets blocked.


Bob Bob

ladies give us a clue ladies give us a clue no photo no profile help us find you we try to find the right one why do you hid do you not want to be found ? lol lets have fun


Pietro Pietro

pHi! Just to introduce myself, I'm Pete, 82 a widower living alone in St Austell. I Hope I'm not too old but if I am I hope you find what you're looking for. Good luck p

Dosia

HI

by Dosia at 3:39 pm Saturday, 29th June, 2024

janetji186

Yes please! 👍

by janetji186 at 2:50 pm Saturday, 29th June, 2024

ThoughtfulDreamer23a3cc

Wanna chat?

by ThoughtfulDreamer23a3cc at 12:51 pm Saturday, 29th June, 2024
chatillion chatillion

For the record, I would have declined a golf match with Trump Everyone knows he cheats!! Ask Tiger Woods...


chatillion chatillion

Biden didn't stand up to Trump's lies and call him out... After change of subject Trump rambled on avoiding the next question.


Miniman Miniman

REAL LADYS? I HAVE MESSAGE LOTS OF LADY ON HERE BUT NO ONE EVER MESSAGE BACK STILL GET LOTS ON HITS OF LADYS FROM 200 MILES AWAY OR FROM 44 YEAR OLDS WHEN I AM 74 SO IT JUST TIMEWASTERS AND A LOT HAVE NO PICS HOW DO WE KNOW WHAT THAY LOOK LIKE? SAD OLD MAN LOOKING FOR A LADY TO LOVE ME IS THAT TO HARD?


Bob Bob

shall I renew? Shall I renew ? time up have spoken to some lovely ladies pity most to far away or out of my glass or SCAMERS they may put me off some lovely ladies that look like the have left site so maybe there are some honest ladies out do I go or do I stay now ? give me some help lets all have fun tell your friends maybe some one that can spell class lol bob


chatillion chatillion

Follow Steve Bannon and Roger Stone comments It's rigged already. Expect the Supreme court decision in favor of DJT to seal the deal.


Peter Peter

Yay Yay just discovered the filtering tab , so at least now i can block all the fakersscammers messaging me from hundreds of miles away :-)


Jason Jason

Two important questions to ask yourself. What will make me happy? and What will make me successful? are two of the most important questions you can ask yourself.


Walker Walker

Are you lonesome tonight? Then come, and enjoy my company I'm lonesome every night and that's awful for being in Cornwall I think I'll go down to the beach and walk my imaginary dog! Oh, mustn't forget the bag!


Walker Walker

You'll have an opportunity this day .. to really affect someone's life for the better. Watch for it. Someone is needing something from you, and they are going to come right to you to get it. Someone ... friend or stranger, I don't know ... will cross your path in the hours ahead, looking for the most important gift you can give them: uplift for the soul. Your job: return them to themselves. Find a way to allow them to feel good about themselves again. Just a word, or a smile, can do it. You'll know what's needed at the moment.


Peter Peter

Be aware Its impossible to cancel , the cancel tab ithey tell you about in the T and Cs is nowhere to be found !


Peter Peter

Upon further research Upon doing more research it looks like this company are well known for making it difficult to stop monies going out of your account, I will be contacting my bank in the morning and reporting them , what they are doing is nothing short of criminal.


Bob Bob

Thank you all you lovely ladies thank you all you lovely ladies that sent me a response all nearly 2oo of you yes 200 pity most of you did not read my profile or do you not know that Essex is not in Scotland 25 miles is not 350 miles age 66 is not 34 200 messages am I that good looking or have I won loto or scam lots of you are from strand or a the same house house why would 27 tear old want a 72 year old prop kill me please note we may be old not all daft dont waste your time no reply All you lovely ladies [and I have found some ] please please get in touch but lets keep it fun be safe and hope you find what your looking for hope I do take care BOB


Darell Darell

Lifestyle Hi any lasses who like to fish and hunt, and like labradors please get in touch, with in 50 mile radius would be perfect.


chatillion chatillion

A friend told me to read Project2025 The Republican agenda to transform America into an authoritarian government


Roger Roger

It beggars belief It really makes me laugh when people cant even spell their own names on here, or should i say when the fakers pinch an English name and use it, i.e. Garce instead of Grace is the latest one i had today. Do you women get the same?


Walker Walker

Are you some special? Are you ready to have some fun and read jumbled passages like this: "I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too" ... Many of us can read this after trying the first line and pick up on what is actually meant. Some can't. I suppose it's just like trying to read people. Have a nice day!


Simplelife Simplelife

Everyday Would love to meet a beautiful woman for friendship, companionship and see where it leads to


Matt Matt

Planet rock Dating This site is an utter rip of tried to contact them and ask why they have charged me 100 quid not one reply Im being constantly bombarded with Ai generated emails just be careful everyone make sure you read the small print like I didnt Ill be surprised if they allow this message Take care x


Jason Jason

You are genius! Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.


Walker Walker

Likes Galore but .. 999 out of 1000 were all scammers from central London and other weird locations, all using fake photos. Venntro do their best to pick up on them but there are so many we have to have patience. I've been subscribing for 14 years now and only ever met two people. Is there anyone real here in Cornwall. Message me and pop around for a cuppa.


Peter Peter

So many fake folk Jesus, went out for tea with an empty inbox came home 4 hrs later to 57 messages from fake profiles and time wasters ! Started a 3 day trial last week (trial ended on Friday so currently cant reply to people at the moment, sorry !), thinking about renewing but not sure though, some lovely genuine people have message me and it would be great to chat and connect with some of those people but every day there are some many scammers !


Johnmichael Johnmichael

Day 1 day one maybe a new life awaits me who knows i have no expectations therefore no fear of disappointments . im happy by nature and will remain so whatever may Happen. that is one thing im sure off.


Matt Matt

Hmmmm Its so disappointing to be constantly hit by Ai after Ai generated views winks and added to favourites where are all the real people


chatillion chatillion

Carla, I'm getting pounded by things like that Usually it's in the header of the message. They don't read my profile.


Walker Walker

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone .. You won't find glory at the centre of safety, but at its edge. You won't find love in a place where you are covered, but in the space where you are naked. You have got to take some risks. You have to not only pick up the dice, but roll 'em. So go ahead, take the gamble. You have nothing to lose except the chance to win. Life is not long enough to spend it on the sidelines. And you will not have to think but a second to know exactly why you received this message today.


Bazza Bazza

pHiya I'm Barry 55 I'm a short kinda guy small in stature big in heart single from the Hertfordshire area looking for nice decent ladyp

Stacy

Are you interested darling

by Stacy at 3:32 am Monday, 24th June, 2024

Stacy

I’m available now 👋

by Stacy at 3:31 am Monday, 24th June, 2024

carola1001

Nice to meet you handsome, you sound sweet and amazing. I would love to get to know you.

by carola1001 at 3:23 am Monday, 24th June, 2024

Mary

You are welcome

by Mary at 2:05 am Monday, 24th June, 2024

Alura

Wanna chat?

by Alura at 1:29 am Monday, 24th June, 2024

Newlady360

Hey 🤗

by Newlady360 at 11:33 pm Sunday, 23rd June, 2024

Alex

Hello how are you doing

by Alex at 11:18 pm Sunday, 23rd June, 2024

GentleEmpowerer43

Let’s do something! 😁

by GentleEmpowerer43 at 10:37 pm Sunday, 23rd June, 2024

maries196

Message me 😘

by maries196 at 10:23 pm Sunday, 23rd June, 2024

maries196

Wow 🙌

by maries196 at 10:23 pm Sunday, 23rd June, 2024
Dave Dave

Whinge I've had close to 40 messages since midnight last night - pretty good for an old man? All bar one were from fakes. The one real one was one of those blunderbuss introductions that the site repeats now and then from an account whose profile says she has left. That's a pretty typical day here. I only still check in because I accidentally let my 3 day trial roll over into a full member ship. ...and another arrived while I'm typing from someone who couldn't even be bothered to create a real name and obviously just mashed the keyboard - got to go, kvjkdjvkj might be my soul mate if I'll only swap my skipe details


Walker Walker

Dropping Expectations in a Relationship .. From my viewpoint, each of us has the right to feel honoured in our relationship, and if we don't feel that, we have a right to create a relationship in which we do. We have a right to tell another person what makes us happy, and, for that matter, exactly how we're feeling about any particular thing. Living outside of the space of expectation does not mean living outside of the space of clear communication. I communicate to everyone around me what it is that will make me happy, and I leave no room for ambiguity about it. This actually helps those who love me, because I am constantly giving them clues and cues as to what would make me particularly happy. No one who loves you would be upset about receiving this information as long as they did not have to feel obligated to provide you with that in order for you to love them. No one can be treated unfairly, because the word "unfairly" suggests that there is a way that you are required to be trea


Nick Nick

fathers day never expected my son to gift me a 65" smart tv for fathers day think he will set it up on Monday nice to be appreciated cheers


chatillion chatillion

New topic today: Lawmakers willing to change the law to defendprotect those who broke it... they are not patriots.


Abdulmajid Abdulmajid

Reflection Dating has been a rollercoaster of emotions and experiences. Each date taught me something new about myself and what Im looking for in a partner. Whether its shared interests, deep conversations, or spontaneous adventures, the journey has been enriching. Im excited to see where this path leads and the connections Ill make along the way.