The Funny Things Couples Argue About

The dreaded chores, whether that be the pile of un-ironed clothes so big mountaineers are trying to scale it, being forced to eat cereal from the box as there's no clean bowls or the jungle-like garden so overgrown you're starting to think you may need to carry a tranquilliser gun for fear of what lurks inside.

Roll-o-phobia, many a person suffers it. An irrational fear of swapping the cardboard remnants of the last empty toilet roll for a new one. For non-phobics who have to live with roll-o-phobics it can be a blood-boiling thing to put up with and can cause many a pulsating forehead vein.

Giving directions is easy enough but on a hot muggy day in a rather toasty car with just the two of you on the scenic route where you haven't seen a living soul besides cows and sheep for hours (yet map-holder still won't admit they're lost), tensions can rise and suddenly giving or taking directions can be a bit of a shouting match.

Bodily functions. Need we say more? One persons idea of comical toilet humour is another's idea of repugnant noxious gas. This causes further arguments about the monthly expenditure on air freshener and heat that has been lost through airing out the awful smells! We won't even touch on dutch ovens...