Excuses, Excuses

Did you hear the hilarious story of a man who over a 6 week period, documented each time he'd tried to get a little frisky with his wife and her excuses for not having a bit of fun between the sheets? He asked her a total of 30 times and of those he was only successful 3 times. Some of her excuses included "I feel sweaty any gross", "I'm too drunk and I ate too much" and "I might be getting sick".

The husband compiled the excuses onto a spreadsheet and emailed it to her as she travelled for a 10 day work-trip. She then decided to post it to social media networks for others to decide their thoughts on the rather interesting method for communicating relationship frustrations.

Personally we think it's quite comical although a bit of communication between the two of them probably would've done the trick!

If you want to read the full story, search 'man sends wife spreadsheet of excuses'.