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5applerush (Male) from USA, Saginaw

Little, yellow, different, better. Ok, I dont actually look like the pill, but Im pretty confident on the differentbetter thing. Ive got a sharp wit and a great sense of humor - both known to cause sharp stomach pains in my friends. I love to have fun and am comfortable in most surroundings and most people (except maybe transvestite-sumo wrestlers or politicians... I have to draw the line somewhere). Was the last guy you dated a slob? Fear not, I have impecable manners and have even begun to use silverware on a semi-frequent basis. Impressive, I know. Never mind that picture up there either - I really look more like Brad Pitt in person. (Or substitute name of favorite hunk). I realize that all of this makes me sound just too good to be true, but I assure you that Im not perfect (just mostly). I’m really just like any other guy hoping to catch the eye of six or seven excruciatingly gorgeous (yet modest) women who will read this and immediately drop everything to fire off a clever letter of introduction. Ok then, if you laughed at most of this youre probably like me probably interested in meeting fun people probably a lot of fun yourself and Id probably like to hear from you. If on the other hand it only made your skin crawl, youre more likely just an ex-girlfriend whos reading with a huge smile on her face because you actually think I misspelled the word impeccable above by mistake. (Janet - is that you???) Thanks for reading girls, and in any case good luck with your search! (Ok, get writing!)

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5applerush Personal Details

Gender	Male
Age	53
Location	USA, Michigan, Saginaw
🌈 Sexuality	Straight
🌎 Ethnicity	White / Caucasian
🎓 Education	Some University
💞 Relationship Status	Single
🙏 Religion	Christian
🚬 Smoke	No
🍷 Drink	Socially
👶 Children	Undecided
📏 Height	5ft 11in (180 cm)
⌛ Body Type	Athletic
👱 Hair Colour	Dark Brown
🦵 Body hair	Natural