Well Hello to you all . . I am Rob, And I like to think I am one hell of a lovely guy who had just been very unlucky when it comes to the love stakes!. I could fill this box with all the things you want to read but that would not tell you who I am and that is not going to get us anywhere is it ?
Well I will list what I CANT offer you by way of a list
!;Big fancy house in the country
2;Flash car
3;Bank balance that resembles a telephone number
4;Big muscles to carry you up stairs ( Or anywhere else for that matter )
5;Jogging partner( I can do walking but just allow a bit more time than you would normally need ). Its a good job my chubby old Mutt likes the pace I walk at !!
6;A guy that has not been diagnosed with a form of muscle wasting that may mean in years to come I may have 2 vehicles with 4 wheels !!
God that was depressing was, nt it ??
Now on to what I CAN offer
1; A heart the size of a greedy hippo !!
2; The ability to light up any room on any occasion with my unique sense of humour.
3;Enough love in the bank to spend on you and I would even go overdrawn for the RIGHT girl !!
4;A detached residence next to the sea( Ok its a Static Caravan but hey I love it and its Home !!)
5; A old Volvo that is like me . . Reliable , never lets you down and is economical to run !!
5; Honesty. loyal, Caring, loving , affectionate, Funny, Mad, laid back, patent,
6; Come to or go to bed blue eyes. . (Depending on your viewpoint !!)
6; ME !! Oh I suppose I should add on Jilly . My Old but oh so loyal chubby buddy as we come as a double act !!
So you see I really am looking for that unique someone special that will take a punt on me as I can GUARANTEE the returns will far exceed the stake you placed on me!
In fact its not really a gamble in my eyes as meeting a gem of a nice guy like me is a wnner every time . But that is for you to find out !!
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Gender | Male | |
Age | 54 | |
Location | UK, England: North Yorkshire, Sutton On Hull | |
🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
💞 Relationship Status | Divorced | |
⌛ Body Type | Average |