Hello, I'm Steven, the guy who thinks "adulting" is just a fancy word for "winging it with more expensive mistakes." I've mastered the art of turning any kitchen disaster into a "gourmet" meal - burnt toast? That's just my signature charred delight!In my free time, you'll find me lost in the woods (not literally... well, maybe once or twice) or snapping photos of squirrels because, let's be honest, they're the real rulers of the park. I'm also a connoisseur of the arts, particularly the art of binge-watching series until my eyes beg for mercy.I work in [your professionfield], where I pretend to be professional for 8 hours a day before returning to my true calling: making bad puns and even worse dad jokes. I'm the human embodiment of "it seemed like a good idea at the time."I’m on the hunt for someone who laughs at my humor (or at least pretends to), enjoys spontaneous dance-offs in the kitchen, and thinks that dogs are just humans in disguise. Bonus points if you can handle a ga
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 50 | |
| Location | USA, California, Fairfield | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
