Hi my name is bland, Derek bland.. I live in a religious retirement home with my ginger clergy friend and to be honest I'm growing tired of his disgusting nocturnal habits... Now this is not a cat as I could forgive a cat such activities... This is a man! So I'm looking for a woman to save me from my lowly existence but please bear in mind I've had replacement knees so they're still bedding in... What can I offer said damsel ... Well I do have all of my own teeth( fixadented in) and hair... Firmly glued to my scalp... I also own a 4bhp mobility scooter... How any lady could refuse that I do not know... So if you're interested please drop me a line via carrier pigeon as I do not understand this electronic mail malarkey!!;)
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 54 | |
| Location | UK, Scotland: Dumfries and Galloway, Duncow | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| 💞 Relationship Status | Single | |
| ⌛ Body Type | Big & Beautiful | |
