I'm not just a guy with a flair for dramatic entrances, I'm a film and TV aficionado with a deep love for movies. If my life were a movie, it'd be a cross between a heroic adventure and a romantic comedy where I am the hero, still waiting for my co-star. I'm an avid reader too, and diving into a book is like time travel without any pesky paradoxes or the fear of messing with the space-time continuum.
Did I mention I'm hilarious? Because I am. Fair warning: my humor is dark and self-deprecating. It's the kind that can catch you off guard and make you wonder if you should laugh or call about therapy. I'm like an extra dry martini with a twist of lemon for that perfect, zesty kick.
I only get 1000 characters, so I'll just say I contain multitudes and simply ask: Think you can keep up?
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 34 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Location | USA, Illinois, Effingham | |
