I'm not just a guy with a flair for dramatic entrances, I'm a film and TV aficionado with a deep love for movies. If my life were a movie, it'd be a cross between a heroic adventure and a romantic comedy where I am the hero, still waiting for my co-star. I'm an avid reader too, and diving into a book is like time travel without any pesky paradoxes or the fear of messing with the space-time continuum.
Did I mention I'm hilarious? Because I am. Fair warning: my humor is dark and self-deprecating. It's the kind that can catch you off guard and make you wonder if you should laugh or call about therapy. I'm like an extra dry martini with a twist of lemon for that perfect, zesty kick.
I only get 1000 characters, so I'll just say I contain multitudes and simply ask: Think you can keep up?
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 35 | |
| Location | USA, Illinois, Effingham | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π» Gender Expression | Gender Conforming | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π Education | Bachelor's degree | |
| π Relationship Status | Single | |
| π Religion | Atheist / Not Religious | |
| βοΈ Job | Consultancy | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | Sometimes | |
| πΎ Pets | Yes | |
| πΆ Children | No | |
| π Meet at | Bar | |
| β Body Type | Slim | |
| ποΈ Eye colour | Blue | |
| π± Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Natural | |
| π¨ Tattoos | I've got some | |
