Currently interviewing for the position of partner-in-crime. Job spec includes being available for shenanigans, seeking out new adventures, mischeviousness, and general fun, being able to laugh with meat me, helping me back up, explaining our way out of sticky situations, burying the evidence, holding me up when the stilettos (which I wear almost exclusively!) have become too much, and lavishing much needed attention on my feet when necessary. You should also be prepared to help me indulge my sci-fifantasy geek, and while it's not [b]essential[b] to speak a made up language or own an outlandish costume, it is a desirable optional extra, as is a working knowledge of spaceships [b] ;-)[b] . Although I should perhaps stress that this doesn't really stretch to Star Trek. It's ok, but my preference is more towards wormholes, alien invasions and definitely time travel. [b] Definitely[b] time travel! If you happen to be the current world champion kisser, that will be [b]awesome[b] ;-) If you think you can meet the (not overly demanding) job description, please feel free to fill in an application form. All will be duly considered, and those called for interview will be speedily notified ;-)
I'm not sure whether or not I should admit that my biggest weakness is that I'm incredibly ticklish.
I'm an absolute sucker for a man in a [b]great suit[b]. Preferably a darkblack suit with a shirt as white as snow. Tie entirely optional.
My favourite holiday is Christmas, and my favourite course of any meal is desert - especially is it includes a big dollop of custard. Generally, everything tastes nicer with custard.
If I was a superhero I'd be Wonder Woman
If I was a supervillian I'd be Catwoman
If I was a monster I'd be a werewolf
If I were an animal I'd be a panther
If I were an artistic period I'd be pre-raphaelite
If I were a cartoon character I'd be Jessica Rabbit
If I were a drink, I'd be a gin and tonic
If I were a food I'd be a biscuit
If I was a country I'd be France, complete with the sexy accent
How about you??
Everyone should have a creative outlet of some kind, and mine is drama. I love the variety of roles and the challenge of getting to grips with portraying complex emotions. I also love the freedom of a great comedy. Like the Importance of Being Earnest audition I've just come home from, this feels a bit like I'm auditioning all over again. Please give me a moment if I fluff my lines.
I try to keep fit (ish) and have started running again three times a week along the beach after far too long a break. I love the sound of the sea when the tide is in especially when the water is rough, but I love the calm sea too. It does mean that I spend a lot of time sporting the trackie bottom look, but only in the house. It's never a fashion choice!
Many people have probably told you that they don't take themselves too seriously, but I can honestly say that I have inadvertently fallen over too many times around too many friends who have pointed and laughed that there really is nothing to do but see the funny side. Especially if that involves falling down a homemade golf hole during the office Christmas golf tournament, or getting my stilettos (it's always the shoes) stuck in the cobbled zebra crossing on the high street. Yes, really.
If you're still reading, fantastic. I hope you've chuckled once or twice, but I should really cover the serious stuff now. It says somewhere here that I'm looking for a relationship, and I should point out that by that I mean something that's going to go the distance. That means that it's something that will take the time and space it needs to develop properly. After all, neither of us know each other yet. So if you're looking for someone to fall into bed with while you decide what you want, then I'm afraid I'm not for you. If you're looking for someone who'll be at your beck and call at your convenience, then I'm afraid I'm not for you. If you're looking for someone to hook up with when you're bored, then I'm afraid I'm not for you. I know there's a lot of repetition in there, but they're points I think are worth making.
Speak to you soon xx
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| Gender | Female | |
| Age | 52 | |
| Location | UK, Scotland: Edinburgh, Edinburgh | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| 💞 Relationship Status | Single | |
| 🙏 Religion | Other | |
| ⌛ Body Type | Average | |
