Where does one start with this, especially when you are not very good talking about oneself, some might say I have a sence of humour, not too sure about that, I have a few extra pounds so I tried a diet, but gave it up because it was working rather too well.
There is a big difference between lust and love. The problem with today is that
some people don’t know the difference anymore.
Only In Britain!
Being British is about driving in a German Car to an Irish Pub for a Belgian Beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian Curry or a Turkish Kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish Furniture and watch American Shows on a Japanese TV.
And the most British of all? Suspicion of all things foreign! Only in Britain can a Pizza get to your house faster than an Ambulance. Only in Britain do Supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy Cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain do people order Double Cheeseburgers, large Fries and a Diet Coke. Only in Britain do Banks leave both Doors open and chain the Pens to the counter. Only in Britain do we leave Cars worth tens of thousands of pounds, on the Drive and lock our Junk and cheap Lawnmowers away in the Garage. Only in Britain do we use Answering Machines to screen calls and then have calls waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in Britain are there Disabled Parking places in front of a Skating Rink!
There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. And I've realized that the Beatles got it wrong. Love isn't all we need is
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 54 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Location | UK, England: Lancashire, Church | |
| Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| Build | A few extra pounds | |
| Marital Status | Divorced | |
