Carlsberg don't make boyfriends, but if they did... well, they'd probably be closed down because that would be human cloning, not to mention prostitution, and that's just not on!!! But if they WERE going to give it a bash they'd probably start with someone like me... then make him a couple of inches taller, a wee bit fitter, remove the compulsion to eat biscuits quite so often, add a bit more desire to wash up and then change the headbodybum to look more like Brad PittHenry CavillHarry Styles (or whoever's flavour of the month this month). Which just goes to show that even the best things in life need honing a bit before they're perfect. Much like this profile!!! G'won, be brave, be different... say hello
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 45 | |
| Location | UK, England: Berkshire, Windsor | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π Education | Bachelor's degree | |
| π Relationship Status | Single | |
| βοΈ Job | Marketing | |
| π° Income | Average | |
| β Star Sign | Capricorn | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π½οΈ Diet | I eat everything! | |
| πΎ Pets | No, but I love them! | |
| πΆ Children | No | |
| π€Έ Exercise | I go through phases | |
| π Meet at | Anywhere | |
| π Height | 6ft (183 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Average | |
| ποΈ Eye colour | Brown | |
| π± Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Trimmed | |
