About me? I'm a man, 38, 5' 8" but with the spirit of a friggin' giraffe. I can be left alone unsupervised and can even tidy up after myself. Still struggle with tying shoelaces though, but that's what Velcro's for.
Still got all my own teeth (result).
No children (by choice).
Godless (obviously by choice).
Animal lover (NOT in THAT way).
Chicken fearing (don't ask).
Hater of sports (I don't care if not liking football makes me somehow "gay").
Drawn-on eyebrows irrationally terrify me.
Like playing guitar. And I don't mean air-guitar, but a real one. But it may as well be made of air, cos I'm rubbish at it, but I'm really good at doing all the pouty-lipped boppy-head movements.
I'm down to earth, and easy to talk to so drop me a message. Also do a pretty fair Chewbacca impression. And Chuck Norris will back me up on that one, so you KNOW I've got some credibility there.
Christ!! I almost forgot! I absolutely ADORE kittens! But only if they're medium-rare.
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 40 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Location | UK, England: Staffordshire, Hednesford | |
