Look, here's the thing - I just need someone to pretend to be my girlfriend for a bit to get Liz Hurley out of my face. That woman is soooo needy! The messages - it's pathetic! "please let me see you", "I miss you", "marry me", and I'm like "pphhtt!β Get a life loser!". But the drawback is, you might need to fight her for me.....at my place.....bare chested.....covered in baby oil. But I can't see that being a problem really...
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 54 | |
| Location | Australia, South Australia, Adelaide | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π Relationship Status | Divorced | |
| π Religion | Christian | |
| β Body Type | Average | |
