Hello, I'm James. I'm about twenty nine, or thereabouts, and I'm tragically hopeless at everything except writing stories.
Here is some more uninformation about me:
I often like to drink vodka until I pass out.
At any given time I only own one pair of shoes.
I never leave the house without a boiled egg in my pocket, just in case I see a hungry squirrel.
I lived in Paris for almost four years. Despite this, my France-talk is still pretty average.
I once took a picture of the moon.
I collect empty Tic Tac boxes. I keep them in a shoebox. No, really.
I've managed to prevent a cat from dying for almost 7 years now.
A long time ago I ordered a Thai bride online. Unfortunately, she suffocated in the post, so my search for love continues.
I like to listen to classical music in my underpants and pretend I'm the conductor.
I like to drink German, Belgian and Polish beer in the sun.
My dress is super-fashion.
Oh, and I'm a professional writer. It sounds good, but it's mainly me sitting around in my pants all day. I wish I were a musician instead, because they get instant gratification from their audience and are much, much cooler than I am.
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 41 | |
| Location | UK, England: West Midlands, Walsall | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| 💞 Relationship Status | Single | |
| 🙏 Religion | Atheist / Not Religious | |
| ⌛ Body Type | Average | |
