I leap over tall buildings for fun, in my spare time I pilot fast jets for NATO, and I can cook three minute noodles in two minutes. I am a black belt in origami, a hopeless romantic and banned from most Tesco stores. When I'm bored I like to take engines apart whilst blindfolded, on weekends I campaign for worthy causes and against the Tesco-isation of Britain, hence the ban.
I am often seen helping old ladies across roads, and rescuing small lost animals. I have been known to cure the sick on my lunch breaks and feed the poor. I translate old Latin manuscripts for the Vatican, I write award-winning TV dramas and occasionally I tread water for two days in a row.
I have performed many covert operations for M15, and I am a chess Grand Master and an exceptional gambler. Fashionable people are amazed by my original line of corduroy evening wear. I have won the lottery on multiple occasions and donated it all to charity. I only sleep once a week...
While on holiday during the summer I successfully performed open heart surgery and thus saved several lives, and at weekends I offer free dental work to my friends. To let off steam I participate in full-contact mud wrestling. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a toaster.
Apart from all that I am a kind, caring, romantic kind of guy with a sense of humour... bad one maybe, see above...seeking a caring,
loyal kind female.
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 54 | |
| Location | UK, England: East Sussex, Mayfield | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| 💞 Relationship Status | Single | |
| 🙏 Religion | Muslim | |
| ⌛ Body Type | Athletic | |
