Mysterious, physically, spiritually, and emotionally attractive hot, sexy, single, available guy. Aspiring screenplay writer, web site designer, and video producer, hoping to produce movies and break into show business soon. College classes M-F but free on weekends
LOOKING FOR:
Sexy girl who workouttoned but not too slim or buff. can figure out my mysterious secret to get me to workout more, which youll enjoy knowing we like you enough to want to do. Shell help this sweet angel at heart which has trouble getting down, dirty and freaky, to be, since you LOVE bad boys and try to bring it out of us. Girlfriends are a plus. Not CHICKEN to be willing to fart without excuse.
I believe guys are better than girls at farting contests because you just dont have what it takes to fart or beat us at it. And, I believe you are CHICKEN to go up against me because you KNOW FOR A FACT that Ill whip you because IM THE BEST at it than you are and that's why you haven't challenged me yet. YOU'RE CHICKEN!!!
I wanna have a farting contest because I wanna see if any girls are BRAVE enough to go up against me.
On dating and community sites, you never tell me if you wanna have the contest because you're CHICKEN. Only, one girl on a site like these were BRAVE enough to challenge me. She actually said, "I bet I can fart better than you can," which is what I'm saying to you right now.
She also told me that her and her guy friends have farting contests all the time. There's another reason I wanna have a farting contest too, but I'm only revealing it if we meet, like I've stated in my profile description.
But, let me know IF youre not CHICKEN and want to CHALLENGE me like I believe you are, and then let me know, and I accept your challenge. You talk as if you can fart just as well as us, but I just dont, and wont believe it until I see and hear it. I'll explain more on the mystery of it, which goes back to childhood, the reason I wanna have one ONLY WHEN we get together
The closest to intercourse is making out. QUADRUPLE DOG DARES you to TRY to take me beyond it GOOD LUCK, LADIES!!!
P.S. Im not rich, so would have a hard time wexpensive restaurants. Dont own a vehicle yet, which plan to soon win budget. Hit me up if youre interested.
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 44 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Location | USA, Texas, Waco | |
| Ethnicity | Other | |
| Height | 5ft 8in (173 cm) | |
| Build | Athletic | |
| Hair | Black | |
| Drink | Never | |
| Smoke | No | |
| Education | Student | |
| Religion | Christian | |
| Children | None - maybe would like some | |
| Marital Status | Single | |
