I’m a mom of three, ages 20, 15 and nearly 10. I’m a cat mom to four fur babies and a vegan spider killer I enjoy reading, learning my online course and generally being a pain in the ass. I like a practical joke and winding the offspring up, and I love love LOVE scaring people I’m a bit weird too I suppose, but that’s just me!I’m a fatty with a gob to match and a no-nonsense way of telling you as I see it. I’d rather be honest and hurt your feelings than lie and make you feel an idiot. I have zero tolerance for control freaks, bullies, liars and manipulators. I am the woman that will throw your games console in the bath and stand there laughing because you got in my face. (that’s why I’m divorced )I love to laugh, without laughter what’s the point in the boring stuff? I am definitely not the person you would have on speakerphone around your granny and I am usually to blame for little ones learning words they shouldn’t know!
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| Gender | Female | |
| Age | 43 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Location | UK, England: West Midlands, Walsall | |
| Build | Big and beautiful | |
