He who marches out of step hears another drum.....
Hmmm, Upwardly mobile in as much I'm looking for a place in the sky. Not defined by possessions or in the constant pursuit of them. One of the greatest pleasures in life is annoying people and offending their ridiculous sensibilities!
Left wing political animal.
Zombie cocktails.
Rock and roller, music lover. Eclectic taste.
Cult movie and cinema lover.
Love to eat and cook.
Master punsmith.
Generally a funny git.
Handsome.
Father.
Wannabe poet. Titles include.....
Jedward Anus Hands
Insect Orgy
She Smelt My Box
YA DIG?
I was at a zoo the other day. I saw a baguette in a cage. I asked the Zookeeper where it was from? He said he couldn't be sure but as far as he knew it was bred in captivity........
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 48 | |
| Location | UK, England: Greater London, Kidbrooke | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| 💞 Relationship Status | Single | |
| ⌛ Body Type | Average | |
