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Michael (Male) from UK, Saughall

Single bird need fun been single for years been on the shelf that long I've got splinters in my arse lol like motorcycle got a 400cc scooter at the moment and love going out in it when not working so it's time to mingle and not stay single for to long I hope ext what else should I put what a load of tripe this is its easier for the lady to ask coz I haven got a clue what to put once upon a time they was a girl she lived in the woods her name was goldilocks she had a granny that was sick in the head and yes she was a bit of a dimwit she had big teeth and smelly breath and a pet wolf well granny stunk that much even the Wolf wouldn't even eat her the end I'm a nice man and this is pis sing me rite off omg girls girls girls please just ask I'm running out of ink haha xxxx xxxx xxxx

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Michael Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 51
Sexuality Straight
Location UK, England: Cheshire, Saughall
Ethnicity White / Caucasian
Build A few extra pounds
Religion Christian
Marital Status Single