There's been a terrible mistake ...
Feeling peckish, I clicked on "find singles in your area" expecting to be directed to a local supplier of cheese slices. Imagine my surprise when I found myself here :-S
Ok well I guess I should tell you a little bit about myself.
Loves:
Sunshine
Random acts of kindness
Kissing
Star Bars & Boosts
Paying it forward
Cooking
Optimists
Australia
Hotel Chocolat
Saying "yes"
Conversation
Fabulous legs clad in sheer stockings
Holidays
Spending time with people I care about
Baileys with ice
Kissing some more
Homeland
Old folk
York
Full English Breakfasts
Laughing & making others laugh
The Indian Ocean
Fish and chips
Man' United
Being spontaneous
Tapas
Having fun with PPI phone pests and doorstep salespeople
Eating out
Doesn't Love:
David Moyles
Professor Steven Hawking's pathetic attempt at an American accent
Cynics
Mushrooms
Selfies
Crap kissers
Our climate
T1t tats
Prof' Brian Cox
Ladies that look more of a man than I am
Dirty Leeds
Toe rings
Those in love with their cars
Bullsh1tters
Cruelty to childrenold folkvulnerable people
The same old three questions I keep getting asked! . . . . . "what do you do?", "how long have you been single?", "what do you think of this site?" - come on ladies, think of something a bit more interesting to ask!!!
Interests:
Writing romantic fiction for Mills & Boon under the pen name Mike Ox-Massif
Having fun with my 2 toilet ducks
Pretending I used to be the (black) drummer in Showaddywaddy
Recreating famous sea battles in the bath
Music:
London Grammar, Enigma, Rialto, Faithless, The Cure, Birdy, Antony (there's no "h") and the Johnsons, Depeche Mode, U2, The XX, Black, and tonnes more.
Films:
Leon, Run Lola Run, Debbie does Dewsbury, As good as it gets, Savages, The Guard, End of watch, Debbie does Donny, It's a wonderful life.
Isn't life funny? ...
Just had a flyer through the door to say a local sperm bank is paying
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 54 | |
| Location | UK, England: West Yorkshire, Wibsey | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| 💞 Relationship Status | Divorced | |
| ⌛ Body Type | Average | |
