The party don't stop till I walk in.
My name is Paul and I am the man who is to professional pole vaulting as what Donald Trump used to be to the American Presidency. In that; I am obviously not cut out for the job but secretly, I’d quite like to give it a go out of pure curiosity and if I ever do do it, people will enjoy seeing my inevitable fall. I am the Balthazar of Bullsh*tand the best time anyone could ever hope to have. I am multi award winning hero of the North. Some of my achievements include:
4 x time Wimbledon Champion
1x Elvis lookalike competition winner
3x Longest continuous conversation with a dolphin Guinness world record holder
7x Bullshitter of the year award
5x Gold ring holder
0x Pole Vaulting Olympic Gold medal holder
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 32 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Location | UK, England: Tyne and Wear, Kenton | |
| Ethnicity | Other | |
| Build | Big and beautiful | |
| Marital Status | Single | |
