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Phatx2 (Male) from UK, Oldbury

Hi I'm Rob, going to keep this short for now. When I fill this in I'm going to be brutally honest. Just so that their are no nasty surprises. And if I message in the meantime, I can hold a conversation so you can just ask me :)

Ooook, I thought I'd did this but obviously not! Haha no wonder I'm not getting many replys! Where to start though?! I'm just gonna start rambling :) I'm rob, 24 from oldbury. I live in my own council place and have done for a couple years. I get along on my own, but I'd much rather have someone to share it with. I'm a typical bloke, a little messy ha. I've been in a lot of short relationships but no deep meaningfull ones. And that's basically what I'd like. I've a big heart big brain big hands and arms. (I've learnt that's kinda important). I am the nice guy. But I'm not passive and if something's or someone annoys me they'll know about. I'll intellectual insult them without them realising :D I am witty and funny and all them things you love. I can't help myself sometimes. Basically, I will make you laugh..! I am overweight but I carry it well, kinda like a man mountain :)
In a woman I like INTELLIGENCE, a bit of confidence and shyness. I've got to be attracted to you, but then I'm attracted to skinny ish girls average girls chubby girls and large girls aslong as its not extreme. My perfect is chubby haha. More to cuddle. Ideally working. I'm ass over boobs. So size don't matter. Must not mind me smoking! If you can make me laugh, then you already have me. You gotta have a big heart, compassion, not racist. Domestic goddess is a bonus hahaha sorry, but hey it's my profile! :D I'm not perfect, far from it, so don't you have to be perfect either. Message me and we'll find out.

They say that behind every great man is a great woman. In a nutshell. That's what I want :)

And please, even if you're not interested, just say so. I can dig it. 1 more. If it says in your profile that you like decent conversation, please don't send me upto 10 words only. I'm not gonna do my best to strike up good conversation if you don't put the effort in your replies. Rant over. Message me. I DO bite =) x

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Phatx2 Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 35
Sexuality Straight
Location UK, England: West Midlands, Oldbury
Ethnicity White / Caucasian
Build Big and beautiful
Marital Status Single