I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I write award-winning Occasionally, I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. I was scouted by the Mets, When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish a dining room set. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week.The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I breed prizewinning clams.
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 59 | |
| Location | USA, New York, Bath | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
Phoenix0765
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2:20 am Monday, 27th December, 2021
You are exquisitely beautiful |
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Phoenix0765
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2:35 pm Sunday, 19th September, 2021
My...what an angel! |
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Phoenix0765
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1:54 pm Sunday, 19th September, 2021
Hi Linda! Great Pic! Sure turned my head around! Hope you are having a great day! |
| 3:29 am Wednesday, 29th December, 2021
Handsome |
