I am a rocket scientist. I’ve appeared on the cover of GQ—twice. And after mastering Italian, I became an international super spy. Right now, I’m yachting my way across the Caribbean, stealing top-secret information, and sipping mai tais…shaken, not stirred.
…Okay, fine. I exaggerated *just* a smidge. But I do like a good mai tai and I got a B+ in my 5th grade science class.
Achievements unlocked
- Can cook amazing meals
- Semi-professional bathroom singer
- Never been in jail (Except for monopoly. )
Also, look at these reviews:
“He’s a beast…in the kitchen” – Food & Wine
“Our go-to guy for fashion advice” – GQ
“I wish he was my personal trainer. ” – The Hulk
“God made him so firemen would have a hero” – every fireman ever
“I’m so glad she found him” – your mom
What else do you need to know?
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 46 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Location | USA, Maine, Hallowell | |
| Ethnicity | Hispanic / Latino | |
| Education | Some university | |
