Lets do this in reverse (without meaning to sound rude). If your still interested after this lot you’ll get to my main profile at the bottom. Smart, don't you think!
LIKES
seaside strolls
lots of laughter
smell of freshly baked bread
travel
quiet 'out of the way' pubs
pert bottoms (only on ladies)
a smiling happy child
thoughtfulness
shopping till my lady finds what she's looking for (unbelievable but true)
the sun (the one in the sky)
surprising my special lady very often
honesty
looking on the bright side of life
a woman who tells you what she wants
feet massage (yours or mine)
sharing your interests, not just mine
sex (this list is not in any particular order)
liver, spuds, peas and gravy (yeah)
DISLIKES
people who put themselves down for no valid reason
people who put others down when they dont even know them
sprouts
hairiness in certain places (?)
materialistic people
bad manners
gardening
idiotic timewasters (especially on here)
baggy knickers
very, very, long queues
bad personal hygiene
most female drivers (only joking)
liars
my best shirt buried under loads of handbags in the wardrobe
ABOUT YOU
Hopefully aged 28 to 45, slim medium build (cos thats me), but open to any genuine person
looking for a meaningful relationship
don't wear nylon nighties
feed me before the pets at night
always reply to courteous gentlemen like me!
umm, that's about if for now so get typing !!
Your still here then? Here’s the rest
MAIN PROFILE
I am generous and open, good natured, very funny and humourous, and can offer much to the right person. I am an individual, One of a Kind person I think you will find and, ok, no pic at the mo, but I would be a laughing stock if my employees (plus family and friends) saw it on line. Mind you, it can be sent by private email mobile phone, if we get on and you ask me nicely!
I'm no oil painting, but then again I didn't rate the Mona Lisa. They say beauty is only skin deep - at least thats what the ugly one's say. Seriously though, I'm not too bad looking and will not make the pupils of your eyes dilate!
What I do have to offer a lady (that can see past the many idiots and timewasters who use this service) is a genuine man, who probably like you, does not want to be messed about with pointless txt chat from idiots who cant string a sentence together, and all the other pervs, morons, and stalkers (yep, even men get them) out there. Life's just too short.
I am affectionate (will snog you for hours), attentive, loyal, have plenty of time for children and animals, and would honestly like to find a true soul-mate. I love the seaside, walks, some sports, the moonlight, sunrise, witty humour, good horror movies and factual programmes (when I get the time), visiting unusual places, a takeaway banquet for two, frequent surprise romantic trips away for the weekend, an independant lady that knows her own mind, etc, etc. These things could go on for ever dont you think!
To me, one of the most important things in any new relationship I enter into would be the fact that I would wholeheartedly support and help my partner in any of her ambitions. I believe every persons dreams in life should have the opportunity to come true. I am one of very few people that would take the time to help make your wishes come true where possible (even little ones), whether its having your own shop or boarding kennels, or learning to scale a mountain, or walking the Great Wall of China, or even becoming the next woman in space (hmm, difficult one that), or simply finding the solution to true happiness in your life. If you persevere there is every chance you will find your pot of gold at the end of life's rainbow. There's no reason why a lady cant make it big in business these days. More and more women are moving into top positions (sounds naughty). God, I sound like an agony aunt now! Anyway, thats enough of all that. It's funny how on these sites your fingers suddenly talk crap (not that I would really know as its my first time). Now then, where shall we go on our first date?
FIRST DATE
Fish 'n' chips, howzat! Or how about just chilling out with a couple of cans of coke (or whatever) on the nearest beach, tell jokes, find some crabs, and explain to each other why we are are not suited, or, suppose we always come to this, somewhere quiet for a drink (alcoholic). It always gets back to drink don't you think? Hey, maybe come in my private jet and fly over the glaciers in the Antarctic. What a once in a lifetime, wonderful sight they are (seriously). hee hee hee
Maybe the lady would like to choose (no hang gliding enthusiasts please).
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 59 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Location | UK, England: West Midlands, Dudley | |
| Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| Height | 5ft 8in (173 cm) | |
| Build | Average | |
| Hair | Dark brown | |
| Drink | Socially | |
| Smoke | Yes | |
| Religion | Catholic | |
| Children | Yes - not living with me | |
| Marital Status | Single | |
